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Sana: I had nothing to do with it.
Sana: Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.
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Even: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Isak: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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Sana: The glass is half empty.
Yousef: I think the glass is half full.
Sana: I think you're full of shit.
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Noora: Wait, are you drunk?
Eva: Please, off of only twelve drinks?
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Isak: Just tell Yousef you like him. What’s the worst that could happen?
Sana: Well, he could hear me.
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Isak: From now on, we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as ‘Eagle 1’.
Isak: Emma, codename: 'Been There, Done That’.
Isak: Even is: 'Currently Doing That’.
Isak: Jonas is: 'It Happened Once In A Dream’.
Isak: Noora, codename: 'If I Had To Pick A Girl’.
Isak: And Sana is… 'Eagle 2’.
Sana: Oh, thank God.
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Isak: You look pretty.
Even: What did you say?
Isak: I said you look shitty.
Isak, running out the door: Bye!
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[after Even finally breaks up with Sonja]
Jonas: Where's Even?
Isak: He needed sometime to grieve.
Even: *outside screaming* I'm free! I'm free!
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Eva: I feel bad for the man that ends up with Isak.
Even: *stares*
Eva: After you, of course.
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Eva: Sana, wake up!
Sana: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Even: Isak and I slept together.
Sonja: And?
Even: …I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Sonja: Oh, sorry.
Sonja: [in a shocked voice] And?!
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Magnus: So, I heard you like bad boys.
Vilde: No, not really.
Magnus: Oh, thank god.
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Isak: Even, you can’t come in!
Even: Why not?
Isak: Because, uh, Jonas is naked.
Jonas: What?
Isak: Well, I couldn’t tell him I was naked. He's allowed to see me naked.
Jonas: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
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