#source: parks and recreation

[totally-correct-fandoms]

Agatha: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Agatha: Jen, code name: Been There, Done That.

Agatha: Rio is Currently Doing That.

Agatha: Lilia is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Agatha: Mrs. Hart, code name: If I Had to Pick a Human.

Agatha: Teen is... Eagle Two.

Teen: Oh, thank god.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Snape: I have feelings for you, okay? There, I said it. What do you want me to do, not mention those feelings to your boyfriend? Lily: ...Yes!

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

[nerdasaurus1200]

An incorrect quote based on an ETM au that me and a friend have

Hermes: From now on we’ll be using codenames, darlings. You can address me as Eagle 1.

Hermes: Circe, codename- Been There Done That.

Circe:

Hermes: Aeolus is Currently Doing That

Aeolus: *high fives Hermes*

Hermes: Eurylochus is It Happened Once In a Dream

Eurylochus: What???

Hermes: Atalanta, codename, Precious Baby Can Do No Wrong.

Atalanta: I’m an adult, Hermes.

Hermes: Polites, codename- I’d be Lying If I Said I Hadn’t Thought about it.

Polites: Awww!

Hermes: Penth is If I Had to Pick an Amazon.

Penthesilea: *winks*

Hermes: Odysseus is…Eagle 2.

Odysseus: Oh thank gods.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne: Itineraries are not the place to mess around!

[incorrectuksies]

race: its a white flag, albert, and you may as well start waving it.

albert: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER.

race:

race: good lord.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Bunnymund: You have never been neutral on anything. You have an opinion on pockets.

Jack Frost: Yes! I think they should be bigger!

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: What are you doing?!

Weiss: Burning these awful clothes

Ruby: Those are mine! I wanted those back!

Weiss: Well, frankly, you should've thought of that before I burned them

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Alright, I want to say something to my Thomases. Jopson, you’re a softie, but inside you’re a straight-up boss. Blanky, you’re the exact opposite. You inspire me and I love you.

[fireflaked]

kaz: i'm sorry i lost my temper before. it's because i was shot by a moron

jesper: i said i was sorry!

kaz: apology not accepted, moron

[zitzootjucefan]

John and Bruce on their 'practice date'

Bruce: Just… ask me a question. Try to get to know me.

John: Okay.

John: ...

Bruce: Well?

John: I'm sorry. I can’t think of anything to ask ... My mind is blank.

Bruce: Just… ask the first thing that comes to mind-

John: HOW BIG IS IT?

Bruce: ... really?

John: Oh God....

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Molly: I'm too classy to say "I told you so." Molly: ...So I wrote it in a Howler and sent it to him.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One."

Chloe: Rachel, code name: "Been There, Done That."

Chloe: Max is "Currently Doing That."

Chloe: Steph is "It Happened Once in a Dream."

Chloe: Mikey, code name: "If I Had To Pick a Dude."

Chloe: Kate is... "Eagle Two."

Kate: Oh, thank God.

(Later)

Chloe: This is "Eagle One." "Been There, Done That" is leaving the stage. "I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It" (Victoria) is in position.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Aeolus: This is my boyfriend Hermes, and this is his boyfriend Tiresias. Odysseus: I...sorry, how does this work? Aeolus: Hermes is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Tiresias and Tiresias is really gay for Hermes. And I hate Tiresias. Tiresias: It's not that complicated. Hermes: precisely, darling.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: Don't try to bond with me.

[incorrectuksies]

davey: you’re a wonderful person, and i admire many things about you. but you’re a terrible person to discuss personal problems with.

spot: thank you, friend. that really means a lot to me.