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Iori: "Group therapy"?

Iori: Oh you mean "Tragic: The Gathering"?

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Terry: There's a kid on my 6 y/o Rock's soccer team that thinks he's a dinosaur so he's just out there screeching and biting other kids on the field

Terry: I love Rock to bits but I'm here only to watch VelociRyan

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Shizuka: I asked my 6 y/o Kyo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "The color is nice but I don't like public armpits" 😭

Shizuka: Public. Armpits.

Shizuka: It's going straight to Goodwill.

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Iori: Being human is miserable, I want to be a tiny hippo who is allowed to bite everyone

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Not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys.

Chizuru, looking at Iori and Kyo being dumbasses as per usual

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Heidern: Some time when the world isn’t about to be invaded or ended, I’ll draw you a diagram.

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Vanessa: One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Sylvie Paula Paula: Piss me off and I'll fill your leafblower with glitter.

Sylvie Paula Paula: Your yard gonna look like Tinkerbell hit a landmine.

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Kyo: My best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day.

Kyo: I do not get to chose which seconds. They are not consecutive.

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Shingo: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

Kyo: Coconut.

Shingo: I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can't say I disagree with you.

Kyo: Has hair. Gives milk.

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[Texting]

Shingo: The sun will rise and we'll cry again

Shingo: *try

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Iori: I’m not burned out. I’m fully charred. I’m a human marshmallow with a calendar.

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Kyo: I love when night me is like "Okay boy tomorrow you're running :)" and then morning me wakes up like "Bitch first of all no ones tell me what to do"

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Iori: Things that annoy me

- feelings

- people

- basically everything I don't know why I started making a list

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[DMs on Grinder]

Shen Woo: I'm straight, I literally got this app out of boredom. But you're actually my type. Can I ask u a question?

Benimaru: Sure lmao

Shen Woo: I didn't think I'd message anyone on here but you're cute and honestly I guess I kinda like that you won't get pregnant

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Kyo: 2026 in 4 months? bro i haven't processed anything since 2020 can u please wait

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Terry: So, what’s Mary's type?

King: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, movie lover.

Terry: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

King: Did I mention oblivious?

Terry: Yeah, why?

King: Just making sure.