#mod kyo

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Chizuru: *expressing her concerns*

King, high as fuck, bursting into the room: Girlypop sweettits dont think dat way!

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Iori: I know we don’t get along

Kyo: Yeah we sure as fuck don’t

Iori: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering

Iori: *handing it to him* Here, it’s a bath bomb. you just throw it into the bath when you need to relax

Kyo: Yagami, this is a toaster

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Chizuru: You know those things will kill you, right?

Iori, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Kyo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Shingo: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Kyo to Chris: You can’t “I’m just a little guy” your way out of this one, cunt!

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Mary: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

Terry: Yeah, of course, worms are awesome!

Ryuji: I ate a worm once. Not that bad actually.

Mary: So if I was a worm you’d fucking eat me?

Ryuji:

Billy: Answer the question.

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Kyo: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Iori: What is this “paper art” you speak of?

Kyo: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Chizuru: …Kyo.

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Mai: My fav brides on Say Yes To The Dress are the ones who come in wanting a specific dress but don’t call ahead to see if it’s in stock and are like sooo shocked it’s not there.

Mai: Baby!!! it’s your wedding dress!!! I’ve called bakeries to make sure they have a cinnamon roll in stock

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Shingo: Chris… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Chris: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Shingo:

Shingo: I wrote sanitize, Chris.

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Chizuru: You’re so sweet and adorable and precious

Iori: I AM NOT SWEET. I’M DARK, MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS. AND I’M VERY PISSED OFF.

Chizuru: :3 how cute

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Terry: You should always send girls money. You never know when they will want a little snack.

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Chizuru: I despise “How are you?” as a greeting. People rarely expect you to answer honestly.

Iori: I often respond with “well I’ve got this far” and some days it’s “the horrors persist, but so do I”. Let them decide how much they want to pretend that I’m joking.

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Kyo: One thing about me is I will absolutely buy myself a little treat after overcoming the most minor inconvenience

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Iori: Who the fuck put salt in my cola?!

Iori: *looks at Kyo and Ramon*

Kyo: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!

Ramon: I kind of am tho

Kyo: Ramon, shut up

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Heidern: I’ll be the example for Adelheid and Rose that you failed to be

Rugal: You wouldn’t DARE.

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[Texting]

Sylvie Paula Paula: Hey

Shingo: Hiii

Shingo: Cool hair!

Sylvie Paula Paula: TYYYY

Shingo: 

Shingo: Sorry I literally don’t know how to talk to women

Shingo: Best of luck with everything

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Iori: I hate to tell "I told you so", but-

Kyo: No, you don't