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minho: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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changbin: What? I'm not aggressive!

hyunjin: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

changbin: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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chan: Heyyy jisung, how’s your… drink??

jisung: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

chan: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

jisung: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

jisung:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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minho: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch butts.

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chan: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

jisung: Burn the house down.

chan: And what did you do?

jisung: I made dinner.

chan:

jisung:

chan:

jisung: And burnt the house down.

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minho: Something’s off.

jeongin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

minho: No, but that’s funny.

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chan: What did you two do?

jisung:

hyunjin:

chan: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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seungmin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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changbin: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

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chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

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minho: I am literally evil incarnate.

minho: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

minho: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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felix: I’m Bisexual and confused.

felix: Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.

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hyunjin: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

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hyunjin: I give up. I am so tired.

jisung: Get the emergency supply!

minho: *carries jeongin and places him in front of hyunjin*

jeongin: *smiles*

hyunjin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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seungmin: Hi, I'm Jisung's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?

seungmin: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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chan: minho, wake up!

minho, half asleep: Five more minutes…

chan: You’ve been in a coma for two years!

minho: …

minho: Okay, two more minutes…

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minho: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

jisung: What if they torture us?

minho: Just don’t talk!

hyunjin: Can we scream a little?