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Bowser: I never joke about kidnapping.
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Peach: Pauline won't come out of the bathroom. I think she's doing her hair.
Daisy: Just tell her I said something.
Peach: Like what?
Daisy: Anything factually incorrect.
Pauline, arriving a few moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet?!
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Rosalina, still in bed: So about this party we have to go to tonight... Can you suggest some conversation stoppers?
Daisy, doing her hair: You mean conversation starters, right?
Peach, busy choosing her outfit: No, she doesn't.
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Store employee: Will a Mrs. Rosalina please come to the front desk?
Rosalina, at the desk: Is there a problem?
Store employee, pointing towards Daisy and Yoshi: I think they belong to you?
Daisy: We got lost :(
Rosalina: I didn't even bring you guys with me-
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Wario: Why is there a pacifist here?
Mario: What makes you think I am a pacifist?
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Rosalina, on the Comet Observatory: If you’re gonna do something stupid
Rosalina: Don’t do it here.
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Tatanga: It just doesn’t shut up.
Waluigi: It called me a bitch once
Daisy: I can hear you, yknow?
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Daisy: Do you think drinking 36 cups of coffee consecutively would heighten my senses, or would I just die?
Peach:
Peach: I'm on my way.
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Toadsworth: I am, as the kids say, "awake".
Peach & Mario, at the same time: Do you mean woke?
Toadsworth: Yes, but it is grammatically incorrect.
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Luigi: Back me up, Daisy.
Daisy: Whatever he said, he’s right, and fuck you, Waluigi.
Waluigi: I wasn’t even in this conversation, the fuck?
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Daisy: There’s something stupid going on inside my head.
Pauline: It’s called a thought.
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Daisy: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Luigi: I gotta give you credit, Waluigi. You make it look easy.
Waluigi: Years of practice.
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Rosalina: Well, I’m old.
Luma:
Rosalina: You’re supposed to say “You’re not that old, mama."
Luma: But you are old.
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Vivian: Just be yourself.
Koops: Really? Vivian, I have one day to win over Koopie Koo’s parents.
Koops: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Mario: Couple of weeks.
Bobbery: Six months.
Flurrie: Jury’s still out.
Koops: See Vivian? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Peach: We have to jump?
Daisy: Yeah. We’re doing this for Luigi, in the name of friendship.
Peach: And pity.
Daisy: Yeah, that too.
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Mario: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Bowser: Cohesion?
Tippi: Teamwork?
Bowser: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Peach: And Luigi is not here.
Bowser: Oh, and that, yeah.
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Bowser: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Kammy Koopa: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Bowser: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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