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Supercorp & kitchen
lena: what happened?
kara: nothing!
lena: the spaghetti sauce on our kitchen ceiling says otherwise
kara: the saucy ceiling is just a testament to my culinary creativity. its unintentional art!
*cue the sauce splattering on kara from above*
lena: ...
send in a ship + random word for a quote
#the sauce is a paid actor#hehe sorry this took awhile i got busy#thanks for the ask!#incorrect quotes#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#supercrack#incorrect supergirl quotes#original quote#ship/word game#anonymous#answered
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it would appear that i'm not disappearing again so soon so! (lol yes i'm calling myself out for this behaviour)
just for the funsies, send in an ask with a ship + random word for an incorrect quote if you want :p
#i used to do these on an old blog and not to toot my own horn but i can be quite funny 🤪#also would like to interact with you guys#although. i'll only reply when i wake up bc its late huhu#sc thots
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sam: are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself
lena: what are you the coping mechanism police or something
#i refuse to believe lena doesn't have super niche interests honestly#reigncorp#lena luthor#sam arias#incorrect supergirl#incorrect quotes#supergirl#supercrack#source: tumblr
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kara: are you okay?
lena, lying down: yeah. just a headache
kara: can i join you?
lena: sure
kara: *cuddles close and lays her head on lena's chest*
kara: i can hear your heartbeat
lena: tell me if it stops
#supercorp#kara danvers#lena luthor#supergirl#incorrect quotes#supercrack#incorrect supergirl quotes#source: foxes-in-love on tumblr
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Kara: Go fuck yourself.
Lena, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.
#supercorp#incorrect quotes#supergirl#kara danvers#lena luthor#supercrack#incorrect supergirl quotes#source: incorrect quotes generator
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Kara: You have to apologise to them, Lena.
Lena: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#supergirl#incorrect supergirl quotes#incorrect quotes#supercrack#source: incorrect quotes generator
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kara: lena, why do you have myriad?
lena: it might seem crazy what im bout to say...
kara: ...
lena: i'm planning world domination and you're my world
#food coma = brain not braining#this is 100% crack not to be taken seriously#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#incorrect quotes#supergirl#supercrack#incorrect supergirl quotes#thanks for the submission!#submitted by anonymous
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[After a fight]
Kara: *Packs Lena’s lunch*
Kara, to Lena: This was NOT made with love today, just so you know.
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Kara, nervous: Lena, do you like Supergirl?
Lena: Of course I like you, Kara, you are my best friend!
#supercorp#incorrect quotes#incorrect supergirl quotes#supergirl#lena luthor#kara danvers#supercrack#thanks for the submission!#submission
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Alex: I like people.
Kara: You don’t.
Alex: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.
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Lena: I’m not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling when I think about Kara being with somebody else.
Sam: That’s jealousy.
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[After a fight]
Kara: *Packs Lena’s lunch*
Kara, to Lena: This was NOT made with love today, just so you know.
#supercorp#kara danvers#lena luthor#supercrack#incorrect quotes#incorrect supergirl quotes#source: tumblr
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how comes you always refer to kara with they/them?
hi ! bc kara is not from earth and hence may not conform to our gender spec so i hc them as non-binary bc why not?
#happened to login today bc i was feeling nosy lmaooo anywho#maybe i should release a post from the drafts#anonymous#answered
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Lena: What do I get?
Alex: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Lena: Ooh, check, check, and check – not sure about that last one.
Alex: It won't be you.
Lena: I'll get my coat.
#agentcorp#supergirl#lena luthor#alex danvers#incorrect quotes#incorrect supergirl quotes#supergirl crack#source: tumblr
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also kara: cheese is just a loaf of milk
no one:
kara: socks are just special feet blanket
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no one:
kara: socks are just special feet blanket
#hi everyone i see you are all still here 🫣#supergirl#kara danvers#supergirl crack#incorrect quotes#incorrect supergirl quotes#source: ... i forgot
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