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svetlanabeilschmidtannon · 2 months ago
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Y/n summarizes the cap trio (sam steve and bucky)
Y/n:It all starts with a dumbass meets another dumbass and meets another dumbass becoming the Dumbass trio🙂‍↕️
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lifestealchatters · 1 year ago
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Roy, sitting in Richard's office: *Phone rings* Roy, picking it up: Dad's office. Roy: Roy: No YOU sound like a little boy!!! *hangs up*
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mythologyfolklore · 8 months ago
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Sānshèng Mŭ: Okay, I'm heading out! Èrláng Shén: Oh, meeting friends? Sānshèng Mŭ: *blushes* No, I have a date. Èrláng Shén: *gasps in horror* This is an emergency! Èrláng Shén: *seriously* Alright, Mèimèi, take this. *pulls out an immortal-killing sword* Sānshèng Mŭ: Èrgē?! Èrláng Shén: Oh, sorry. Is this better? *pulls out his three-tipped double-edged spear* Sānshèng Mŭ: That won't be necessary! Èrláng Shén: *grins ominously with a bloodthirsty aura* Of course! I'll come with you! Sānshèng Mŭ: *panics* YOU DON'T NEED TO COME!!
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charmingradiobelle · 2 years ago
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Toad: I’m all ears!
Donkey Kong, to Peach: what does he mean he’s “all ears”? He doesn’t even have ears.
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incorrect-homestuck · 2 years ago
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Dave: DUDE FUCKING THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
Dave: LET ME KNOW IF YOU EVER NEED THAT DICK SUCKED!
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catrinita-jadez · 2 years ago
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JFK: will you marry me?
Nutmeg: John....... No.
Scudworth: CONGRA- what the hell?!
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saragrosie · 2 months ago
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Who can it be now?
This is @burntbrownsugar 's villain Stone design, aka Doc Rock! I post about him a normal amount
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Bonus huehuehue the guy
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velvetcloak · 3 months ago
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source: x
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lifestealchatters · 1 year ago
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moonyswarmsweaters · 8 months ago
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Regulus: Take me to art museums and make out with me.
James: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Regulus: Did you just...?
James: But you know something?
Regulus : What?
James: Somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
Sirius: James if you touch my brother i will hang you
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tagerrkix · 1 year ago
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 2 months ago
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Anakin: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.
Obi-Wan:
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Cody:
Anakin: “No you’re not Anakin, we love you Anakin.”
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gearbroth · 21 days ago
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here's a waste of three hours. happy pride
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infectiouspiss · 8 months ago
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STAGE LEFT TATTOO MY BELOVED (x)
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 1 year ago
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Transcript:
Mmh- Good morning~ Wakey wakey, sleepyhead.
I made you some coffee. 
Cut up some fruit in the kitchen.
It’s time to start your day.
Are you- Jesus Christ, it’s 9:52, it’s 9- WAKE THE FUCK UP.
IT IS 9- ITS LIKE 10 AM, JESUS.
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