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sorry for not posting

my mental health fucking died. also if my main blog gets terminated in the reckoning tomorrow my instagram is @/your.meme.bird

and my Mastodon.social is @/TheGoodPlace so uhh go follow me there

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Shawn: i'm here to take you back to the bad place

Eleanor: hold on just let me ask michael

Shawn: it's not a choi-

Eleanor: he said no

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Eleanor: Michael.

Michael: Eleanor.

Jason: Jason.

Michael: You just said your own name.

Jason: It was the only one left.

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ok who the fork reposted this to instagram and cropped my url out??? i saw that, coward.

i’m not wrong

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Doug Forcett: *breathes*

Michael: an absolute legend. wow. janet write that down

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Eleanor, staring at the ceiling at 3 am: squidward's parents were assholes

Eleanor: they named him squidward but he's not even a forking squid

Chidi: this is why you went to the bad place

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Jason: the bags under my eyes are gucci

Eleanor: the bags under my eyes are from walmart

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I Might Not Be Posting For A Bit

i have the big sad

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Eleanor: SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

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Jason: Chillax!

Michael: That's not a word.

Jason: Sometimes the ones who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Eleanor: fork,,, who is my soulmate??? do i have one??? hnnng???? michael help??? i have no clue???

Also Eleanor: hey tahani i'd totally fork you. you're hot and smart and uhhh wow. hot

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everybody needs to see this it makes me so happy

“ THE GOOD PLACE “

bonus michael: 

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i drew michael but as an otamatone.

you're welcome.

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Michael: am i still immortal on earth

Eleanor: that's a bad thing to test what the fuck

Michael, pouring a glass of bleach: you're not my mom

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Michael: Since i'm basically immortal, if i drank 36 cans of redbull consecutively would my senses get more heightened or would i just die

Literally Everyone: Michael no

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Eleanor: First of all, I'm not a mess.

Eleanor: I'm THE mess.

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Michael, after explaining a complicated plan: Okay, do you guys understand? This is very important.

Chidi: I understand it perfectly.

Tahani: So do I.

Eleanor: Yeah, me too.

Jason: Who's the guy who invented Mr. Peanut? Is his name Mr. Peanut too?