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Block: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?

Cavendish: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital…

Savannah: What? I drove you!

Cavendish: But I remember a siren?

Block: That was Dakota screaming.

Dakota: I’m sorry! I got nervous!

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Cavendish: What time is it?

Dakota: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.

Cavendish: [hands him trombone]

Dakota: [blows trombone loudly]

Block: WHO'S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?!

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Milo: [narrating] And that's when they became horribly lost.

Dakota: Are you lost?

Cavendish: No.

Milo: [narrating still] He lied.

Cavendish: Stop it.

Orton: [giggles]

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Dakota: I don't know why we aren't getting any trick-or-treaters.

Cavendish: Maybe it's because YOU ATE ALL THE CANDY!

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Dakota: How bad is it?

Cavendish: Well, fortunately, the knife missed your femoral artery.

Dakota: That’s good.

Bob: No, sweetie, you had a knife inside of you. That’s the opposite of good.

Dakota: Call me “sweetie” one more time and there will be a knife inside of you.

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Block: So, how’d you convince all of them to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Leopold: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

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Cavendish: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Dakota: Cavendish, that’s what ALL tea is.

Cavendish: How could my closest friend say something so horrible?!

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Savannah: I got five pieces of candy!

Dakota: I got a chocolate bar!

Cavendish: I got a quarter!

Brick: I got a rock...

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Cavendish: Oh, there's an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown. The fame and praise come year after year does nothing for these empty tears.

Dakota: ...Cav... I know how you feel...

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Block: Alright, does everyone have a weapon?

Cavendish: Savannah doesn’t have one.

Savannah: I /am/ my weapon, you fools.

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Cavendish: You kidnapped Orton Mahlson?! That’s illegal!

Dakota: What’s more illegal, Cavendish: briefly inconveniencing Orton Mahlson, or destroying the future?

Cavendish: Kidnapping Orton Mahlson, Dakota!

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Circles: [You can't stay angry forever, Daniel.]

Block: WANNA BET?!

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Dakota: Is everything okay?

Cavendish: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

Dakota: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay.'

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Dakota: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Dakota: [throws brick through window]

Dakota: Okay, let’s go!

Cavendish:

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Cavendish: Dakota, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?

Dakota: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

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Block: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complementary bowl of advice.

Block, picking one paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Dakota and Cavendish, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

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Cavendish: All I ever wanted was to be your friend and you treat me like a big joke! You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?!

Block: Cavendish-

Cavendish: No, tell me.

Block: Because... I'm jealous...