#source: avatar the last airbender

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Vernon: [to Harry] This crazy old man is your headmaster?! Dumbledore: Hey, who are you calling "old"?

[purple--queen]

*at an underground basis without light*

Clint: It is so dark down here.I can't see a thing.

Matt: Oh no what a nightmare

Clint: Sorry

[sweetpeaches666]

(Optimus and Elita trap in a cave that was built for Megatronus Prime and Solus Prime.)

Optimus: How are we going to find a way out of these tunnels?

Elita: I have a crazy idea.

Optimus: What?

Elita: Never mind. It's too crazy.

Optimus: Elita, what is it?

Elita: I was thinking... The curse says we'll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.

Optimus: Right.

Elita: And here, it says "Love is brightest in the dark", and has a picture of them kissing.

Optimus: Where are you going with this?

Elita, blushing: Well... What if we kissed?

Optimus: Us? Kissing?

Elita: See? It was a crazy idea.

Optimus, blushing: Us... Kissing...

Elita, laughing awkwardly: Us kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that, Optimus?

Optimus, laughing nervously: Yeah. I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you!

Elita, offended: Oh, well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it, Prime!

Optimus: No, no. I mean, if it was a choice between kissing you and dying...

Elita, getting angrily: Ah!

Optimus: What? I'm saying I would rather kiss you than die. That's a compliment.

Elita, walking away: Well, I'm not sure which I would rather do!

Optimus, facepalming: What is wrong with me?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: We'll wear disguises, and if it looks like trouble, we'll leave.

Jon: Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: She left. Fiyero: What? Glinda: Elphie. She just took her broom and disappeared. She has this ridiculous notion that she has to do this alone, that's it's all her responsibility. Fiyero: Maybe that's her way of being brave. Glinda: It's not brave. It's selfish and stupid! We could be helping her, and I know how much Oz needs her, but doesn't she know how much I need her too? How can she just leave me behind? Fiyero: You're not just talking about this time, are you?

[the-black-bulls]

Finral, about Langris: I'm just saying, considering his messed-up childhood and the way he was raised, he could've turned out a lot worse.

Vanessa: You're right, Finral. Let's go find him and give him a medal. The "Not As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been" award.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: We can take them. Three on three.

Alice: Actually, Sel, there’s four of us.

Sel: Oh. I’m sorry. I don’t count you, you know, *gestures to Alice* and all.

Alice: I can still fight!

Sel: Okay, three on three plus Alice.

[fatherfigurefusion]

Possible Whit/Teruko FTE.

(Also I like to headcanon Teruko having an unintentionally evil laugh, if she ever tries to force a laugh, but a very cute authentic laugh.)

[liv45no]

Hermione: so Professor McGonagall, we’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before Umbridge’s terrible teaching is gonna backfire. We’re going to need to know more advanced spells if we wanna stand a chance against the dark lord.

Ron: we know what you’re gonna say, she’s our headmaster and we should be trying to get along with her.

McGonagall: no

McGonagall: she’s crazy and she needs to go down

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Queen Beryl: Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth! Prince Endymion: Uh...I got to go.

[bluejay-the-geek]

Dick and Damian trying to cross a busy crowd

Damian, pushing people: Out of my way! Step aside, filth. Dick: He means no offense! Dick: I'm certain you bathe regularly.

[brooklyn-house]

Zia: Out of my way, filth! Jaz, trailing behind her: She means no offense. Jaz: I'm certain you bathe regularly!

[sweetpeaches666]

Starscream/Nightshriek: Lord Megatron, I know it's probably hard to see me this way. But the obedient little soldier that you think I am just isn't me. I love fighting, I love exploring the Earth, and I'm really, really good at it!

Starscream/Nightshriek: I know I've kept my life a secret from you, you were keeping me secret from the whole Autobot faction. You were doing it to protect me, but I'm 52-years-old and I've never had a real friend. So now that you know who I really am, I hope it doesn't change the way you feel about me.

Megatron: Of course it doesn't change the way I feel about you, Starscream. It's made me realize something.

Starscream/Nightshriek: It has?

Megatron: Yes... I've let you have far too much freedom. From now on, you will be care for and guarded 24 hours a day.

Starscream/Nightshriek: But, Master-

Nightbird: We are doing this for your own good, Starscream.

[theunmappedstar]

Ro: You know, Keefe, I don't care what everyone else says about you, you're pretty smart!

Keefe:

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: So, I was thinking maybe we could...do an...activity together??? Glinda: [smirking] An activity, hmm? Elphaba: [chokes on her food] Nessa: Smooth...

[selfship-quotes]

F/O: My own family thought I was a monster...

F/O: I mean, they were right, of course, but it still hurt.