#source: peanuts

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Barnaby: Claus-trophobic!

[terrorquotestm]

Hodgson: Have you made any New Year’s resolutions?

Little: Yes. You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time, I’m only going to dread one day at a time.

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tater: I'm sick and tired of your insults! If you can't say something nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all!

Nellie:

Nellie: …

Tater: ALRIGHT!

[ladymiraclewings]

Darryl McGee: (off-screen) And one of them is having a terrible time, keeping his kitchen under control. Libby Stein-Torres: AAUGH!!

[totallycorrectmlp]

Twilight Sparkle: *reading a book* "Hundreds of pirates swarmed aboard the ship. The cabin boy was wounded so he played possum." When a pony pretends that they're dead, we call it "Playing Possum". Pinkie Pie: What do the possums call it?

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Jum: Uggo, where were you yesterday? Uggo: I hid under my bed all day. I think it’s something everyone should do once in awhile.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah: *Cuts the top off a pumpkin and starts scooping the insides out*

Francis, on the verge of tears: You didn’t tell me you were gonna kill it!

[the-black-bulls]

Finral: Are you asleep or are you resting your eyes?

Zora: I was asleep, now I’m resting my eyes.

Finral: Tell your eyes to pay attention!

Zora: Eyes are up all day, they need lots of rest.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Jon: Sleeping again.

Garfield, trying to sleep: 'Til now.

Jon: Is sleeping all you ever think about?

Garfield: Only when I'm awake.

Garfield: When I'm asleep, I don't think about it.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: Wynter, where were you yesterday? Wynter: I hid under my bed all day. I think it’s something everyone should do once in awhile.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

During Homewarming:

Barnaby: Alright, now, what seems to be your trouble?

Wally: ...I feel depressed. I know I should be happy, but I'm not.

[terrorquotestm]

Armitage: I envy you, Sargeant. You seem always to be so relaxed.

Tozer: I'm glad I give that impression. Unfortunately, on the inside I'm a raging turmoil.

[totallycorrectprimos]

Big Nacho: *cuts the top off a pumpkin and starts scooping the insides out*

Nachito: *on the verge of tears* You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!

[ladymiraclewings]

Ragatha: Kinger, where were you yesterday?

Kinger: I hid under my fortress all day. I think it's something everyone should do once in a while.

[grishamanimationstudios102]

Brainy wants Clumsy to kick the smurf ball, but Clumsy has his doubts. Clumsy looks over the signed document about Brainy's promise to not pull the ball away. After some thought, Clumsy gets ready to kick that ball. This time, he trips over the ball instead of kicking it. Peanuts reference.

The Smurfs (C) Peyo/IMPS/Lafig Belgium S.A.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Luna: Are you asleep or are you resting your eyes? Usagi: I was asleep, now I’m resting my eyes. Luna: Tell your eyes to pay attention! Usagi: Eyes are up all day, they need lots of rest.