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incorrect the mortal instruments quotes
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Alec: This was a 100% successful trip
Jace: But we lost Clary???
Alec: This was a 100% successful trip
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Jace: I'm very generous! What about that one time I gave blood?
Alec, suspiciously: Whose blood?
Jace, whispering: dammit he knows me so well
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Clary: there is no way he likes me
Izzy: Jace would literally throw himself in front of a moving car for you
Clary: Jace is suicidal. He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun
#source: incorrectsterekquotes#tmi#the mortal instruments#Jace wayland#clary fray#Isabelle lightwood#submission
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Clary: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Magnus: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
#source: twitter#got it from incorrect-viltron-quote#tmi#the mortal instruments#magnus bane#clary fairchild#do you guys.. even want stuff that isn't malec
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Alec: this isn't working! I think we need to move to plan B!
Magnus: Alec we're gay. We don't need to use plan B.
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Alec: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Magnus: So you were gay… and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay.
#source: tfln#hopefully this hasn't been done already?#tmi#the mortal instruments#malec#magnus bane#alec lightwood
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Magnus: Alec, what's your status?
Alec: My status, Magnus, is extremely annoyed.
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Magnus: Hey Alec, why don’t you date anyone?
Alec: My parents are strict. What about you?
Magnus: Your parents are strict.
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Alec: i just want someone to take me out
Magnus: like on a date, or with a sniper?
Alec: surprise me
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Magnus: I win this round
Alec: No? I have You pinned to the floor.
Magnus: I know.
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Magnus: You know, Alec, I really don’t like your last name.
Alec: What’s wrong with Lightwood?
Magnus: I don’t know… it just doesn’t suit you. You should change it.
Alec: Change it?! To what?!
Magnus: Bane.
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Magnus: How many times would I have to flip a coin to get some head ;)
Alec: Well you have a 50% chance of getting heads so probably an average from about 1 to 2 times
Magnus: That's not what-
Alec: It's simple statistics, Magnus
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The Clave: Being gay is frowned upon. You two can't spend all of your time with each other.
Person, about to invent being a parabatai: oh, haven't you heard?
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Magnus [seductively]: What would you do if I got you into my bed?
Alec: Is it comfortable?
Magnus: Very.
Alec: I'd sleep.
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Alec: can you turn on the lights
Magnus: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life
Alec: Magnus I can't see
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Magnus: Clary isn't as bad as you described her to be
Alec: You're right. She's much worse
#source: thefakeredhead.com#clary fairchild#alec lightwood#magnus bane#tmi#the mortal instruments#malec
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Malec
Magnus: pick your clothes off of the floor
Alec: Why? I wasn’t the one who took them off
Magnus: …
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