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Éomer: What’s the plan?

Aragorn: The plan is we win.

Éomer: Solid. Let’s ride.

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Fëanor: so you wanted to kiss me all night?

Nerdanel: yes.

Fëanor: even when you were yelling at me?

Nerdanel: yeah, then too.

Fëanor: so is this some sort of recent development in your life?

Nerdanel: wanting to kiss you? No. It's sort of always been there. Like white noise.

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Maedhros: I told Caranthir his ears go red when he lies

Maglor: why?

Maedhros: because I can do this:

Maedhros: hey, Moryo, do you love us?

Caranthir, hands over his ears: no, you suck!

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Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?

Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.

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Finrod: and what are you two doing here?

Curufin: we're here to help--

Celegorm: actually, we're here to make everything worse

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Sam, to Merry and Pippin: I have complete faith in you both!

Sam, whispering to Frodo: there's like a 40% chance they'll both die.

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You won't believe bc last time I drew him in 2020 BUT I'm still here, you can't stop loving Silm, so.. here some Feanor for you and happy St. Valentine day everyone! Also you can find old silmart collection in my blog using# I can draw something for you too ( check pinned post in my blog)

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Caranthir: your polls are slipping, dad.

Celegorm: better get with it.

Fëanor: boys, being your dad isn't an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls.

Amras: not elected?

Amrod: you mean, you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Fëanor: exactly.

Maedhros: in short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Fëanor: I don't like the direction this conversation is going.

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PSA: I, the owner of this blog, am a gay jewish trans man, and if you voted or support people who voted for donald trump, I want you to unfollow me right tf now.

and also I hope you die <3

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Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

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Tonight, we remember one who lent his enormous talent to telling the story we have all come to love. Hail, the victorious dead!

May the Simbelmynë cover his tomb as it did the tomb of the one he so accurately portrayed.

Bernard Hill Dec 17, 1944 - May 5, 2024

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I am a Witcher fan (books and games) and also a fan of Tolkien's universum.

I have scrolled down to look at this anonymous person who had sent you strange messages and I am sincerely sorry in the name of fandom, for this peace disturber.

I hope you don't see us all as weirdos like them, and wish you have a good day.

thanks, baby, this is such a sweet message <3

nothing to worry abt or apologise for, tho - I have nothing against the witcher fandom nor hold the fandom as a whole accountable for one weirdo!

you have a good day too, my friend - and thank you for enjoying my silly little posts

xx

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no idea but it should be fixed now - thanks for pointing it out! 🫶

Bilbo: Frodo, m'lad, cherish your youth. Some day you'll wake up, and you'll say "who's that old man in the mirror?"

Bilbo: and then the old man will punch you so you'll realise that's not a mirror, it's an open window, and that old man is not your reflection, it's the Old Gaffer.

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Bilbo: Frodo, m'lad, cherish your youth. Some day you'll wake up, and you'll say "who's that old man in the mirror?"

Bilbo: and then the old man will punch you so you'll realise that's not a mirror, it's an open window, and that old man is not your reflection, it's the Old Gaffer.

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Aredhel: what are you doing?

Celegorm: offering moral support.

Aredhel: huh, I wasn't aware you had morals.

Celegorm: I don't but I support those who do.

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Celegorm: dude, you're gonna pull a Caranthir at this point.

Maedhros: posting my brother's credit card number on Reddit because he said I looked tired?

Caranthir, laughing: I forgot I did that.

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Legolas: the leaves were long, the grass was green--

Gimli: don't pretend to know poetry just to bond with me.

Legolas:

Gimli: you can't fool me, I know you're illiterate.

Gimli: just buy me a pint when we reach Minas Tirith.