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Inui: Eat my custard again and I’ll eat your shower curtains.
Kugi: I have ....... glass doors?
Inui: Well, crunchity munchity then! You think that’ll stop me?
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Kugi: You sure you know what you’re doing?
Inui: I’m making it up as I go, but I sure am happy that you elected to come along.
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#etsusa bridge#vamp!#here have these as an apology for not posting for a long ass time#i dont remember making these but i found them on my laptop so here#i kinda hate the last one but#here
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Sherlock: (completely serious) You know, I was named after a detective. My name is Sherlock. Guess which one I was named after.
#source: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency#etsusa bridge#yayyyyyyyyyy#another submission!!#agallimaufryofoddments#thank you!
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Mihael: Can you pass the salt?
Ferret: Can you pass your classes?
Mihael: …Too much salt.
#vamp!#ferret von waldstien#mihael Dietrich#source: demidorks#theyre a tumblr blog#ferret be nice to him#hes trying
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Jun: You're in love??? That is so sweet!!
Inui: It's not sweet! It's a disease!
#etsusa bridge#trashpups#source: tumblr#most of this is trashpups and im not sorry#i love them#jun sahara#inui hayato
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Kugi: I'm gonna play a song for you right now
Kugi: It's called 'my life so far'
Kugi: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
Kugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#etsusa bridge#source: tumblr#kugi seichi#his boyfriend is kinda rubbing off on him#also he's#done#also same
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Inui singing to Kugi: hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend!
Kugi: ??? But you’re my boyfriend?
Inui: *finger guns* Exactly.
Kugi: ?????
Inui: I have self-esteem issues.
#etsusa bridge#trashpups#these guys are gonna because most of my eb stuff at some point#also Inui I love you#youre trash and have killed people but I love you#and Kugi loves you#source: tumblr
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QAWSED: I'll favor satanism over anything
Yellow: Even over ice cream?
QAWSED: Yes
Yellow: What about winning in monopoly
QAWSED: Satanism
Yellow: Even over the internet?
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QAWSED: YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN
#vamp!#the organization#source: pjo discord#im Yellow#this is a real convo i had#yellow that's his reason for existence#thats a litle unfair
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Inui: I'm, not overly protective of you why would you think that?
Kugi: One time I shook hands with Lihuang before I hugged you and you didn't talk to me for 2 days
#etsusa bridge#trashpups#source: original#smh Inui#he's a jealous pupper#cause he thinks Kugi won't want to date him after a point#because he's so crazy#this is a bit to the extreme i know#but this is also an incorrect quotes blog so
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Michael: Fool me once, shame on you, but fool me twice…fiddle-dee-dee
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Inui: I made tea.
Kugi: I don’t want tea.
Inui: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Kugi: Then why did you tell me?
Inui: It’s a conversation starter.
Kugi: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Inui: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
#etsusa bridge#trashpups#source: tumblr#look at Inui#trying to start a conversation with his crush#its adorable#im p sure Kugi just sighed and walked away after this tho
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Gitarin: I don’t have a favourite employee. How could you even say that? All of my employees are of totally equal importance and worth.
Carlos: It’s Jun isn’t it?
Gitarin: I can’t help it, she has those “love me tender” eyes and I’m weak.
#etsusa bridge#source: tumblr#theres a reason i put Carlos#and if youve read all the eb fics on ao3 you probably know it#i love the guard team#i say even tho i had to google gitarins name cause i forgot#thank you eb wiki
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Relic: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'
Hilda: Sunshine?
Relic: Nope
Hilda: *looks over Ferret and Mihael* Sexual tension?
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Inui: Kugi is out of town for a few days, so while he’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.
Jun: Why?
Inui: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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Magician: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Hilda: Yeah? So could another human being.
Magician:
Hilda: So could a dog.
Magician:
Hilda: So could a dedicated duck.
Magician:
Hilda: You aren’t special, pal.
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Kugi: Are you finished
Inui: Finished with what?
Kugi: Breathing
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