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Gunrun: So were thinking to go with an angel character design for your first partner.

KSON: Go on.

Gunrun: We were thinking her lore is gonna be that she’s lost her memories and is very weak-

KSON: What? Weak? No. I want her to be able to crush me! To snap my spine like a twig if she wanted to!

Gunrun: W-Why?

KSON: Tell me you’ve never met an angel without telling me you’ve never met an angel.

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Kanatan: *makes song 4 minutes and 30 seconds in length*

Also Kanatan: *sings anyway*

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Pekora: Flare is kind, so I will rob her and then she'll forgive me!

Marine: Well, Shiranui about that one, chief.

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Oliver Evans: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Nina: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, Oliver. You're already on the Christmas card!

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[ARK, an alarm going off]

Miko: The beacons are lit! Akirose calls for ai-

Miko, taking off her elite sunglasses to reveal a set of smaller, even more elite singlasses underneath: Wait no, actually the beacons are saying THE THIEF HAS BEEN APPREHENDED -STOP- THERE'LL BE A LOT OF PAIN PEKO -STOP- MUFFLED RABBIT SQUEAKING -STOP- IT DIDN'T AUTOMATICALLY SEND THIS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR -STOP- CARRY ON MY HOLO GIRLS -END MESSAGE-

Subaru: No way did it actually say that

Miko: I gisted nye

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Ah yes, the Michigan International Technology, one of the best Ivy League universities in the USA and alma mater of noted tech entrepreneur Steve Johns.

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Pomu: We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Elira: Also pain.

Petra:  ... and maybe humiliation?

Selen: And obviously death.

Rosemi: And failure.

Oliver: And the unknown.

Pomu:

Pomu: I don’t even know where to start here, so I’ll go on as if nothing had happened, ok?

Pomu: Good. So apart from fear, pain, humiliation, death, failure, and the unknown we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?

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Kronii: Here is my wall of inspirational vtubers.

Mumei: Is that a picture of you?

Kronii: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Miko: [hacker voice] I’m in.

Subaru: I don’t think you’re supposed to say “hacker voice”.

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Calli: Whoa, Kronii looks so calm and composed. I wonder how she does it.

Kronii, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f-

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Matsuri: This is ridiculous! Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?!

Aqua: It saves time.

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Coco: I wonder what recent Toudai graduates are doing right now.

Korone: This.

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Pekora: Don’t panic! I’m in charge here.

Rushia: That’s why we’re panicking!

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Pekora: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Marine: I’m calling A-chan.

Pekora: no wait-

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Mumei: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Kronii, sobbing: It’s not a joke I’m a legit snack

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Ame, unbuttoning shirt: It’s so hot in here.

Gura: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Calli: I’m sorry Kiara, I’m straight.

Kiara: Well, so are spaghetti until they get wet.