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nat: you're giving me a sticker.

lottie: not just any sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!"

nat: i'm not a preschooler.

lottie: [shrugs] fine, i'll take it back.

nat: i earned this. back off.

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van: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on mars?

nat: yellow.

van: the correct answer is packing peanuts.

nat: oh, i see, because you carry the two and-

shauna: what is wrong with you people?

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laura lee: has anyone ever told you they love you?

lottie: do my parents count?

laura lee: yes.

lottie: then no.

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nat: get kidnapped. you'll find out who your real friends are. i promise you that.

shauna: i just feel like there are probably steps you could take before that one.

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van: does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

shauna: yeah, kinda.

van: good.

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lottie: we should go see a movie!

van: uh- tai and i have that, that thing.

lottie: but i haven't even told you the date yet.

shauna: right! jackie and i are busy too.

van: you and nat should go see the movie just the two of you without us as a pair alone together both of you.

shauna: since the rest of us can't go.

van: obviously.

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misty: one day you'll all need my help and will i be there?

shauna:

nat:

tai:

misty: ...probably.

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jackie: [laying her head on shauna's lap]

shauna, petting her head: this is why people think we're dating.

jcckie, sitting up: wait- we're not dating?

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misty: i'm just gonna be myself.

shauna: misty, nobody wants that.

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nat: lottie's just the worst. she thinks she's so smart and so pretty. she makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

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shauna: lottie can't be good at everything. maybe she's a bad kisser.

nat: no, she's good at that, too.

shauna: what?

nat: what?

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jackie: maybe... we should hold hands.

shauna:

jackie: for safety

shauna: okay

shauna: for safety

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misty: do you know what i've realized?

mari: that some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

misty: nice try.

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lottie, texting: my baby

lottie: darling

lottie: sweetheart

lottie: beautiful

lottie: angel

nat: oh, keep going

lottie: actual fairy

lottie: spaghetti

lottie: i love you

nat: WHAT

lottie: WHAT

lottie: you're italian

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tai: okay, so i say we just go over there and be ourselves.

nat: well, not totally ourselves.

van: we should definitely be a little ourselves.

shauna: we could also pretend we're sort of better than we actually are.

tai: well yeah. so, i suppose what i'm saying is, we could present a version of ourselves that's less-

nat: crap?

tai: exactly.

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shauna: this is so frustrating! i hate everything! i hate everybody!

jackie [voice cracking]: everybody?

shauna, sighing: everybody but you.

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misty: crystal died of natural causes.

mari: you pushed her off a cliff.

misty: gravity is a natural cause!