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do you accept quotes submission?

yes! but, whether i post them or not is entirely up to me :)

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shauna, in her journal after nat was chosen as leader: nat is my enemy.

shauna: but it turns out that nat is her own worst enemy.

shauna: and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

shauna: so nat is actually my friend.

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hey so. what the fuck.

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one day i will get u guys to appreciate mistynat ONE DAY

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jeff: how could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

shauna and callie: oh it didn't take us the whole day.

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nat: misty, i want you to do nothing. just stand next to me and say "yes, nat."

misty: okay, nat.

nat:

nat, disappointed: come on, misty.

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*shauna and mari arguing*

misty: should we leave?

nat: no, i want to see shauna make mari cry.

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melissa: i'm kind of crushing on someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

gen: just rip the band-aid off.

melissa: it's shauna.

gen: put the bandaid back on.

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nat: you're giving me a sticker.

lottie: not just any sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!"

nat: i'm not a preschooler.

lottie: [shrugs] fine, i'll take it back.

nat: i earned this. back off.

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van: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on mars?

nat: yellow.

van: the correct answer is packing peanuts.

nat: oh, i see, because you carry the two and-

shauna: what is wrong with you people?

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laura lee: has anyone ever told you they love you?

lottie: do my parents count?

laura lee: yes.

lottie: then no.

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nat: get kidnapped. you'll find out who your real friends are. i promise you that.

shauna: i just feel like there are probably steps you could take before that one.

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van: does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

shauna: yeah, kinda.

van: good.

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lottie: we should go see a movie!

van: uh- tai and i have that, that thing.

lottie: but i haven't even told you the date yet.

shauna: right! jackie and i are busy too.

van: you and nat should go see the movie just the two of you without us as a pair alone together both of you.

shauna: since the rest of us can't go.

van: obviously.

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misty: one day you'll all need my help and will i be there?

shauna:

nat:

tai:

misty: ...probably.

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jackie: [laying her head on shauna's lap]

shauna, petting her head: this is why people think we're dating.

jcckie, sitting up: wait- we're not dating?

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misty: i'm just gonna be myself.

shauna: misty, nobody wants that.