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Lucy: I’m a lesbiab

Lucy: lesbiam

Lucy: Less Bean

Lucy: girls

Cathy: It’s okay take your time

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Zack: you know when you’re water hungry?

Ray: Zack... do you mean thirsty?

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Eddie: I am a bright a colourful piñata and God is a 13 birthday boy who’s parents just announced their divorce.

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Zack: *to Cathy* Let’s tell each other a secret. I’ll go first. I, hate you.

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Cathy: Hello, people who do not live here.

Ray/Zack/Eddie: Hi! Hello!

Cathy: I gave you a key for emergencies!

Zack: We were out of Doritos.

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Eddie: I have an idea!

Ray: Eddie, your last idea was murder.

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Eddie: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” are both the same event but from diffrent perspectives?

Ray: I’m literally begging you to stop-

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Ray: Zack, its your turn to take out the shit.

Zack: *gasp* Ray!

Ray: What?

Zack: You shouldn’t insult Danny like that!!

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Zack: *whispering* Hey, how do you spell “scissors”?

Ray: Zack.. This is a science test.

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Ray: Start your day off right. On December 31st, at 9:15pm, get under your covers and fall asleep. Midnight will pass as you are deep in a peaceful slumber and your first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well rested, to a morning basked in sunlight and a day that’s yours for the taking.

Zack: No, I am going to do coke.