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hey. is the crusader wearing the highwayman’s scarf.

#darkest dungeon#reymas#crusader darkest dungeon#highwayman darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#dd2#hey. hey. h
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does anyone know a site that you can post fanfic to that’s NOT AO3, I hate how their uploader works and also all that other shit but I’ve had a fanfic idea since like 2019 and the squeakuel has given me good material for it
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Highwayman: Are you a licensed doctor?
Plague Doctor: I have a crow mask.
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Plague Doctor: Alright Boudica, what’s two plus two?
Hellion: well the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
Plague Doctor: No, no! That’s Coulomb’s Law.
Hellion: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. 22.
#darkest dungeon#dd plague doctor#dd hellion#plague doctor dd#hellion dd#fuck if I know how these characters get tagged#source: homestar runner
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BIG THANKS to everyone who showed up 2 the stream, i'll likely be streaming it Again in the future so keep your eyes peeled for when i (looks at VOD) publicly party wipe in front of wayne june & everyone
#typical content will resume in the meantime btw.#mod post#IN MY DEFENSE. the one graverobber survived.
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FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
BE THERE BE THERE BE THEREE AS THE IDDQ MOD PLAYS DARKEST DUNGEON DOS FOR THE FIRST TIME
LAUGH IN HORROR AND RIDICULE! BACKSEAT GAME IN ANGUISH AS I MAKE MISTAKE AFTER MISTAKE! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAAAAAAY
WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE CHANNEL BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGEEE
#mod post#this will be reblogged with a more obvious link on friday & pinned for the duration. hope to see you there!#darkest dungeon 2
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bravo! bravo!
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Jester: What a lovely Christmas wraith.
Vestal: Don’t you mean wreath?
Jester: No, I mean wraith.
[The Jester points to the wraith screeching through the graveyard.]
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Heir: I’m going to get my Ancestor what he always wanted.
Highwayman: What, a Pizza Hut in the hamlet?
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A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it’s ground beef. She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s showbiz baby
The Jester
#darkest dungeon#jester darkest dungeon#dd jester#the jester#source: twitter#i thot abt changing 'aldi' to smth less anachronistic but the idea of him at an aldi is . hilarious
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Bounty Hunter: Huh.
Abomination: What is it, Bounty Hunter? What’s the “huh”? Because usually it’s “hrm.”
#darkest dungeon#abomination darkest dungeon#dd abomination#bounty hunter darkest dungeon#dd bounty hunter#source: dc comics#it’s MY pride month and I get to post the (FAVORITE SHIP)
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the flagellant is literally just darkest dungeon’s version of the joker
PROOF:



I’m about to drop an absolutely scalding take on y’all
#flagellant#this. is only half serious.#He’s Just So Fucked Up. and for WHAT#they both just do crazy shit and say whatever to explain it like you ❤️ are nuts ❤️
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I’m about to drop an absolutely scalding take on y’all
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Plague Doctor: Let's go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden.
Grave Robber: Eh, no thanks. I'm good.
Plague Doctor: But there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal!
Grave Robber: I don't know. For the first time in my life, I feel like... I've stolen enough.
Plague Doctor: (slaps her across the face) Snap out of it.
Grave Robber: Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Let's go!
#darkest dungeon#grave robber darkest dungeon#plague doctor darkest dungeon#dd plague doctor#dd grave robber#source: futurama
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darkest dungeon fandom how the fuck are we feeling.
#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#darkest dungeon ii#dd2#not a quote#help. I moved and don’t have internet yet. I can’t play. help
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Crusader: What are you doing?
Plague Doctor, researching furiously: Winning the fucking war.
Crusader, leaning forward to see a paper they’re writing: “How to get stolen blood back from mosquito?”
#darkest dungeon#crusader darkest dungeon#plague doctor darkest dungeon#crusader dd#plague doctor dd#submission#ihaveatromboner#source: unknown#if you know it please let me know!
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