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INCORRECT FAR CRY
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incorrectfarcry · 3 years ago
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take ur pick! :]
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incorrectfarcry · 4 years ago
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incorrectfarcry · 5 years ago
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Jacob: so apparently the ‘bad vibes’ i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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incorrectfarcry · 5 years ago
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John: wow, great work on the halloween decorations. where did you get the fake skeletons?
Jacob: fake?
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incorrectfarcry · 5 years ago
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Joseph: I am at a loss for words.
John, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Joseph yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes.
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incorrectfarcry · 5 years ago
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Joseph: I’m in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Jacob: I’m having - this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something, you remember?
John: ...Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.
Jacob: Do you?
John: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Pagan: Sabal, what do you want for Christmas?
Sabal: Revenge.
Pagan: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Sabal: Instruments of torture.
Pagan: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Sabal: A new tea kettle.
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Ajay: Name four consonants.
Yogi: America, Europe, Mexico and The North Pole.
Ajay: Is that right?
Yogi: I don’t know.
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Wheaty: This is the worst day ever.
Eli: Is it because Tammy hid your vinyls?
Wheaty: No, because it’s a little humid-OF COURSE ITS BECAUSE TAMMY HID MY VINYLS
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Far Cry 5, ‘Walk Away’ (2018)
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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*The Arms of An Angel starts playing*
Wheaty: Everyday....
Wheaty: ....I’m hustling...
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Staci: Hey, do you mind locking that door?
Jacob: Fuck your door.
Staci: YEAH FUCK MY DOOR DUDE, FUCK IT! I’M SO SORRY FOR ASKING.
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Tracey: Someone will die.
Virgil: Of fun!
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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John: Welcome back to the Joseph Seed hotline. Sir, you are live...
Nick: Yeah, Joseph Seed fucking su-
John: *terminates call*
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Hard day? Week? Month? Even though times are tough…
Nick Rye is proud of you for being strong!  
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incorrectfarcry · 6 years ago
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Ajay: My heartbeat is at 125 beats per minute, is that good?
Reggie: If you’re at a rave, yes.
Yogi: Are you gonna pass out? Tell me if you are and I’ll get my phone out.
Ajay: To call an ambulance?
Yogi: No, to record it.
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