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Chad: I’m gonna tell you all my secrets

Chad: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 week, I didn’t actually sell my last bike I just forgot where I parked it, I don’t know who Al Gore is and at this point I’m to afraid to ask, when they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is, when I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me, I once threw soda at a swan and then it attacked Troy.

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Number two sexiest female organ: the butt. Number one sexiest female organ: the brain. The ba-donk-a-donk and the ba-think-a-think.

Jimmie “The Rocket” Zara

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No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I swore I would only use it for good.

Gabriella Montez

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I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

Chad Danforth

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I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.

Sharpay Evans

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Sir? You’re not using enough cheese on that pizza, sir.

Jason Cross

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If we’re still single in 5 years and we haven’t found anybody can we make a pact? that we will kill each other.

Kelsi Nielsen to Ryan Evans

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I’m sorry, are you saying that I’m not cultured? I’m deeply cultured. I’ve been to London

Chad Danforth

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My apartment is the only place that I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 channels. And none of them want to hurt me.

Kelsi Nielsen

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My TV is broken and I cannot be alone with my thoughts.

Chad Danforth

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Maybe I won’t get married. Maybe I’ll just do one of those Eat Pray Love things. Ugh, I don’t want to pray. Forget it. I’ll just die alone.’

Taylor McKessie

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Gabriella: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.

Taylor: Girl Sprouts?

Gabriella: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.

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That car is your superpower! Thor would never wager his hammer, and Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship!

Ryan Evans to Chad Danforth

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Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.

Sharpay Evans

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Sharpay: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.

Gabriella: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

Sharpay: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass.

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Jason: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.

Chad: Your first what?

Jason: Dog.

Chad: That is never what people mean by that.

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The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Martha Cox