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Marzipan: I need you to react when people cry.

Strong Bad: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Very embarrassed about everything I've ever said. Please forget it! Thanks.

Strong Sad, probably

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*close up of Marzipan drinking hot chocolate*

Marzipan: I’m like, ninety nine percent angel.

*pan out to show the building behind her on fire*

Marzipan: But that one percent…

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Coach Z: Where are the chips? Bubs, standing in front of a shelf full of chip bags: We're sold out. Coach Z: Will you look in the back for me? Bubs: Yeah, hang on. Bubs: (goes home, goes back to bed)

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I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Prinicpal Strong Bad, probably

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My social battery has exploded, killing several innocent bystanders.

Strong Sad, probably

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“The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life.  Isn’t that great?”

- Saddy Dumpington

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Homestar: Isn't sixy cents a dolluh? Marzipan: No, baby, it's not.

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Strong Bad: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Strong Sad: Fluffy and dead from a gust of wind?

Strong Bad: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Marzipan: (scrolling through her phone learning about dandelions) They’re also edible.

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Bubs: (holding up a broken cuckoo clock) Today I have this broken cuckoo clock. As you can see, it's been "tore up from the floor up". Strong Mad knocked it down the other day by accident. (flashback to Strong Mad pummeling the cuckoo clock with a baseball bat) Strong Mad: STOP MAKING THAT NOISE! I HATE YOU! THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT AN ACCIDENT!

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From Muppet Treasure Island(Charles is mention to possible be Gunhaver’s first name)

(Some Random Cheat Commandos one shot Character apparently dies with all 10 cheat commandos surrounding him on his deathbed)

Silent Rip: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids show!

(Random Dying Character gets up and grabs Fightgar and pulls him closer)

Random Dying Character: Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles! you always been a decent sort to old me.

Fightgar: I’m not Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles.(points to Gunhaver) He’s Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles.

(Random Dying Character than grabs Gunhaver and pulls him closer)

Random Dying Character: Charles?

Gunhaver: Yes Sir?

Random Dying Character: Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles!

Gunhaver: Yes sir, What is it?

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Marzipan: (texting Homestar) Morning, babe. Homestar: Good mowning, my love. Marzipan: How is your morning? Homestar: I'm moving as quick as a little slut this mowning. Marzipan: I... do not know what that means. Homestar: SLUG. OH MY FWEAKING CWAP. SLUG!

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Strong Bad: There’s only one way to get rid of a free-floating guilt complex.

(pushes Strong Sad down a hill)

Strong Bad: Do something to deserve it!

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Homestar: The way I be dwinking this damn apple juice... ooh, chile! 😂 Bubs: You can't be saying that, white baby.

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Strong Bad: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Strong Sad? Strong Sad: No. Strong Bad: I think I speak for Strong Sad when I say it sounds Really Fucking Super!

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Strong Sad: Thoughts? Homestar: No, thank you.

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Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

The Ugly One, trying to ask a boy out to lunch