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You ever read your old works and cringe, like-

Did I really write this? What is up with this reader insert? Why is this character so OOC? OH NO WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS-

I'm dying inside, this is my own personal hell

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Sobbing, begging, and pleading

Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please

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No, because tell me why I just spend 10 minutes explaining to my friend that I was going to refer to Dabi as different types of Bacon? Like Applewood Smoked Bacon. Why, in my tiny pea sized brain, does it make sense???

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Me, after being d3ad for ages, scrolling through my Tumblr posts for the Dabi Buzzfeed Unsolved one so I can actually start writing it

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has anyone made a soulmate au where everyone except your soulmate is blurry? Is that a pre existing thing? Is that something I can read today, or do I need to try roping motivation back into my body?

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you know, in regards to "Your New Boyfriend" by Wilbur Soot, whenever I hear the name Jared, I see this guy who looks nice, dark brown hair and greenish-hazel eyes, standing at around 5'10, cat dad, who pretends to have no idea what social media is. but you take a step into his mind and it's just a mountain of red flags and pet peeves that he waits until later in the relationship to show.

as in:

he chews with his mouth open

thinks of women as property

says he's on a business trip, but if you look at his last location, it's his ex's house, and time shows 5 hours

compulsive liar

stalks everyone's socials but pretends to not have any social media

and I see Wilbur in this scenario not knowing any of this, but still writing that Jared is an a****** because he spilled coffee on Wilbur's shirt or something.

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How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters

A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall just short of capturing what it means to write in a character’s Voice.

Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast. 

With this in mind, I’ve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footage to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)

Before Reading:

Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie. “Y’know, maybe you should try something different.”) 

Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie. “It’s like he just can’t cry.”) 

Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie. “There’s no need to fight, I hope.”)

All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters “Okay” and “So,” they can be used like this; “Okay, so, I’m a bit worried.”

(Note: When certain traits or phrases aren’t obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)

Wilbur

General Traits:

Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.

ie. “I’m living in an eternal limbo again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.”

Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.

Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eret’s betrayal and onward.

Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.

Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word “cunt,” although rare.

Common Go-To Swears - Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)

Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.

Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.

Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.

Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.

Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.

Circumstantial Phrases:

You and I, we’re ━ (To connect positively with someone.)

ie. “You and I, we’re used to seeing the good in people.”

I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)

Don’t say that, I’ll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)

I’m afraid ━ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)

ie. “I’m afraid there’s no getting out of this now.”

There’s no reason to ━ / There’s no reason for ━ / There’s no need for ━  (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)

ie. “There’s no need for violence, gentlemen.”

Keep reading

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4/16 brownies baked in muffin tins

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my friend called me a heathen 😔 but god was it worth it 😩

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!Reader

See something you like?

Warnings: 18+, swearing, dirty thoughts, shits about to kick off.

You had thought about it, all through your business lecture. Techno. He was sweet, maybe a little too sweet for you but sweet nonetheless and definitely a gentleman. Besides the times he spies on you.

He was kinda perfect and you didn’t know if you should have that in your life. Have someone so perfect that it makes you look at your darkened and flawed self and want to change it. Because you didn’t wanna change yourself but you didn’t know if you’d be able to keep that up with him around.

You also didn’t know that Techno didn’t want you to change either, he liked, sorta loved who you were.

You weren’t paying attention to anything your professor said, too entranced in the smell of Techno’s shirt that hugged your body. It still had that musky, spiced apple and sandalwood stench. You pulled the collar up to your nose inhaling while you slouched in your seat.

It had your mind spinning, just his smell, imagine what it would do to you if he was inside y-

“Well?” Oh shit. Oh fuck. Was he talking to you? Yup. Your professor was looking at you raising a shaped eyebrow. He acts like he’s never gone to a salon in his life, but everyone knows he gets his eyebrows threaded. He’s been hard on you ever since you saw him coming out of your nail salon with a manicure. Nothing you couldn’t handle you thought sitting up and linking your fingers together.

“Sorry I didn’t hear your sir. But may I say you’re practically glowing today.” You faked a smiled at him watching his spray tanned face drop just like he dropped his question.

Alexia had giggled and shook her head in disbelief when you told her. “How you get away with half the shit you do I don’t even know.” Neither did you. For sure you had some guardian angel looking out for you like all those times you’d gotten into fights in high school and you weren’t blamed, even when it was your fault.

“I’m starving.” Zan giggles pushing through yours and Alexia’s linked arm and dragging you to the cafeteria with her, Alexia not far behind.

“I don’t know what I want.” She thinks aloud, her eyes scanning all the food on display.

“I do.” You and Zan say at the same time. Zan of course meant the Mac and cheese special that she’d been waiting for all week. You however had your eyes on an engineering major that was getting his protein before his afternoon workout. Your teeth tugging at your bottom lip as images flashed in your dirty mind.

Maybe you help spot him while he’s lifting weights. Maybe your being pushed against the nearest wall or mirror..or window.

“Come on.” Zan drags you to the food scooping a greedy amount of m and c practically drooling like you had suddenly noticed Techno was over you.

“See something you like?” Techno’s eyes snap to yours, he wants to say yes. His favourite fucking past time was staring at you, he needs to say yes. God he does but the shyness twists his tongue and he blinks away feeling like a fool.

He didn’t expect what you did next; your hand gripped his jaw, you turn his head to face you, “I said. See something you like?” Another thing he admired about you, the confidence you imbued. He nodded, not being able to let out the words he wanted to say. In his head this whole scenario went differently.

“See something you like?” You’d say looking up at him from where you stood in the cafeteria line. He’d grin pulling your body to his by your waist.

“How could I not? A sexy vixen like you. So pretty, so perfect. I’d ravish your body, the way you do on those streams of yours.” Your eyes would widen in shock saying ‘how did he know!’

“I know everything pretty one.”

And maybe it would have happened like that, but it didn’t. Instead he nodded and you nodded before picking up your food and leaving. Once more he cursed himself for letting you walk away from him, although he didn’t mind the view.

“You suck at flirting.” The pop of Violet’s bubble makes his mood sour more than it already had.

“And?” His lips tighten together harshly.

“And nothing, just you suck at it.” She shrugs popping another piece of gum into her mouth and sauntering away her heels clipping and clopping on the floor.

“Bitch.” He scoffs sitting down at a table with Dream. He tries to ignore George and Alexia a table over. She’s on his lap trapped between him and the table, the smile on her face is sickening to him. His mind is twisting and turning, playing that nasty trick on him. The one where if he can’t be happy no one else can.

He doesn’t wanna go there but that’s where he’s heading the longer his eyes stay on the happy couple. George kissing Alexia softly, slowly. Almost cautiously. The way Techno wants to kiss you and maybe the way he doesn’t.

“Bro stop staring, it’s getting weird.” Dream laughs shoving basically half his sandwich in his mouth. Techno grimaced at the sight.

“Try not to swallow each other.” You giggled and Techno’s grimace turned into a full on smile a laugh of his own bubbling in his chest as he watches you throw a french fry at Alexia and George.

“Shut it!” Alexia growls throwing it back. Your eyes lock on to his while your mid smile, you look so fucking beautiful. You always do. Techno so entranced by you he hadn’t noticed someone else staring too.

He hadn’t even sat down yet, he was walking to the table when he noticed it. The old white paint stain against the tan coloured material. That stupid fucking slogan that suited his friend perfectly. He dropped his tray, the sound slicing through the chitter and chatter of the cafeteria. Soon enough everyone was looking his way while he stared you down.

Techno swears his heart stops now noticing it too, your shirt, his shirt on your body it doesn’t swallow your figure but he can’t think about how your size difference has his jeans tightening. He can’t help that every aspect of him is big. Another thing he can’t think about. The silence is deafening, it hurts his ears. The engineering major turns to look at his friend who still hasn’t taken his eyes off of that damn shirt.

“Schlatt.”

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something about you posting while I'm having dinner Squishy I swear-

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!Reader

See something you like?

Warnings: 18+, swearing, dirty thoughts, shits about to kick off.

You had thought about it, all through your business lecture. Techno. He was sweet, maybe a little too sweet for you but sweet nonetheless and definitely a gentleman. Besides the times he spies on you.

He was kinda perfect and you didn’t know if you should have that in your life. Have someone so perfect that it makes you look at your darkened and flawed self and want to change it. Because you didn’t wanna change yourself but you didn’t know if you’d be able to keep that up with him around.

You also didn’t know that Techno didn’t want you to change either, he liked, sorta loved who you were.

You weren’t paying attention to anything your professor said, too entranced in the smell of Techno’s shirt that hugged your body. It still had that musky, spiced apple and sandalwood stench. You pulled the collar up to your nose inhaling while you slouched in your seat.

It had your mind spinning, just his smell, imagine what it would do to you if he was inside y-

“Well?” Oh shit. Oh fuck. Was he talking to you? Yup. Your professor was looking at you raising a shaped eyebrow. He acts like he’s never gone to a salon in his life, but everyone knows he gets his eyebrows threaded. He’s been hard on you ever since you saw him coming out of your nail salon with a manicure. Nothing you couldn’t handle you thought sitting up and linking your fingers together.

“Sorry I didn’t hear your sir. But may I say you’re practically glowing today.” You faked a smiled at him watching his spray tanned face drop just like he dropped his question.

Alexia had giggled and shook her head in disbelief when you told her. “How you get away with half the shit you do I don’t even know.” Neither did you. For sure you had some guardian angel looking out for you like all those times you’d gotten into fights in high school and you weren’t blamed, even when it was your fault.

“I’m starving.” Zan giggles pushing through yours and Alexia’s linked arm and dragging you to the cafeteria with her, Alexia not far behind.

“I don’t know what I want.” She thinks aloud, her eyes scanning all the food on display.

“I do.” You and Zan say at the same time. Zan of course meant the Mac and cheese special that she’d been waiting for all week. You however had your eyes on an engineering major that was getting his protein before his afternoon workout. Your teeth tugging at your bottom lip as images flashed in your dirty mind.

Maybe you help spot him while he’s lifting weights. Maybe your being pushed against the nearest wall or mirror..or window.

“Come on.” Zan drags you to the food scooping a greedy amount of m and c practically drooling like you had suddenly noticed Techno was over you.

“See something you like?” Techno’s eyes snap to yours, he wants to say yes. His favourite fucking past time was staring at you, he needs to say yes. God he does but the shyness twists his tongue and he blinks away feeling like a fool.

He didn’t expect what you did next; your hand gripped his jaw, you turn his head to face you, “I said. See something you like?” Another thing he admired about you, the confidence you imbued. He nodded, not being able to let out the words he wanted to say. In his head this whole scenario went differently.

“See something you like?” You’d say looking up at him from where you stood in the cafeteria line. He’d grin pulling your body to his by your waist.

“How could I not? A sexy vixen like you. So pretty, so perfect. I’d ravish your body, the way you do on those streams of yours.” Your eyes would widen in shock saying ‘how did he know!’

“I know everything pretty one.”

And maybe it would have happened like that, but it didn’t. Instead he nodded and you nodded before picking up your food and leaving. Once more he cursed himself for letting you walk away from him, although he didn’t mind the view.

“You suck at flirting.” The pop of Violet’s bubble makes his mood sour more than it already had.

“And?” His lips tighten together harshly.

“And nothing, just you suck at it.” She shrugs popping another piece of gum into her mouth and sauntering away her heels clipping and clopping on the floor.

“Bitch.” He scoffs sitting down at a table with Dream. He tries to ignore George and Alexia a table over. She’s on his lap trapped between him and the table, the smile on her face is sickening to him. His mind is twisting and turning, playing that nasty trick on him. The one where if he can’t be happy no one else can.

He doesn’t wanna go there but that’s where he’s heading the longer his eyes stay on the happy couple. George kissing Alexia softly, slowly. Almost cautiously. The way Techno wants to kiss you and maybe the way he doesn’t.

“Bro stop staring, it’s getting weird.” Dream laughs shoving basically half his sandwich in his mouth. Techno grimaced at the sight.

“Try not to swallow each other.” You giggled and Techno’s grimace turned into a full on smile a laugh of his own bubbling in his chest as he watches you throw a french fry at Alexia and George.

“Shut it!” Alexia growls throwing it back. Your eyes lock on to his while your mid smile, you look so fucking beautiful. You always do. Techno so entranced by you he hadn’t noticed someone else staring too.

He hadn’t even sat down yet, he was walking to the table when he noticed it. The old white paint stain against the tan coloured material. That stupid fucking slogan that suited his friend perfectly. He dropped his tray, the sound slicing through the chitter and chatter of the cafeteria. Soon enough everyone was looking his way while he stared you down.

Techno swears his heart stops now noticing it too, your shirt, his shirt on your body it doesn’t swallow your figure but he can’t think about how your size difference has his jeans tightening. He can’t help that every aspect of him is big. Another thing he can’t think about. The silence is deafening, it hurts his ears. The engineering major turns to look at his friend who still hasn’t taken his eyes off of that damn shirt.

“Schlatt.”

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 🤏 THIS CLOSE!!! 🤏 THIS CLOSE TO LOSING IT!!!! SQUISHY IT'S EVERYTHING AND NOTHING! A TEASE BUT NOT!! IT'S WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, EUPHORIC IF YOU WILL!!!! AHHHH!!!!

You and your works never cease to amaze me, you're a truly gifted writer

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!Reader

Why is everyone, like, so dramatic?

Warnings: swearing, 18+, Techno being a simp, maybe we kinda are too…

“Why is everyone, like, so dramatic?” You whined slumping down on the sofa, your head laying against Techno’s thigh.

“What’s happened?” He grunts, he wishes it’s second nature when he lazily runs his fingers through your hair. You hadn’t gone in today due to a record breaking migraine that you wanted to fuck the fuck off.

“I miss one lecture and my phone blows up.” Your eyes close and you let out a frustrated sigh almost begging for 10pm to hurry up so you can release all your tension. To be honest you haven’t gotten yourself off alone in a very long time, maybe you won’t stream tonight?

“You have a lot of friends, and a lot of group chats.” Techno breathes out watching you check over your nails.

Techno didn’t really like a lot, didn’t like long or fake nails, didn’t like bitchy attitude, didn’t like girls who spent hours on what to wear, didn’t like superficial shit, but you. It didn’t matter what you did, if you had all those things or you didn’t. He liked you either way. To him you were perfect.

His complete fantasy.

“Having friends is annoying sometimes.” You whined once more turning your head to hide your face in his hip. That brought a smile to Techno’s face, quickly disappearing when you look up at him. “Wanna watch a movie?” You ask wiggling your eyebrows.

Techno glances at the clock to see that it’s ten passed nine. Shouldn’t you be getting ready to stream? It’s a Friday after all.

“Unless you have other plans?” You pout slightly, maybe it was unintentional Techno never knows but that pout has him swallowing a lump in his throat.

“No!” He clears his throat bringing his voice back to a regular volume, “Let’s watch a movie.” He smiles sweetly, “you pick I’ll make the popcorn.” He declares getting up to do just that while you make your way to your room to pick a movie.

The popcorn bag spins around the microwave yet Techno’s more focused on the tweet that came out from your streamer account. ‘Evening sweet things, no stream tonight. I’m sorry to all those who were waiting on it, but I’ll be back tomorrow night same time. Kisses.’

Techno full on grins at the tweet. A love sick grin that would have the cringiest person ever cringing. His face turning pink with blush as he stares at his phone. You were ditching your stream, which you’d never done before, to spend time with him.

“-you gunna do it or keep staring at your phone?“ he blinks at you realising he hadn’t heard the first part of your sentence but when you glance towards the microwave, he practically jumps to get the popcorn out and into a bowl. His little quirk had you giggling to yourself.

Techno never thought he would find himself here, never in a million years. An hour into the movie and your asleep in his big arms. He can’t help the slight possessiveness that seeps into his heart when you mewl and snuggle close into his chest.

He also can’t help how absolutely fuming he was when his phone rang waking you up and ruining the moment. But funnily enough all you do is stare at Techno, and when he goes to reach for his phone your hand finds itself upon his arm.

“Let it ring.” You say quietly, softly. So fucking sweetly that his heart melts and he pulls you against him once more. You gladly snuggle up again, he doesn’t know if you’re tired or hallucinating but fuck he doesn’t care. Your in his arms, why would he care about anything else?

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Piglin!Techno could ruin my life, and I am so here for it. Bring on the wine-

Squishy, you've hooked me, I am but a fish in the sea and your writing is the most delightful of bait.

I feel like this is totally off roommate!Techno subject and hear me out okay, Piglin!Techno, you meet in a nether like place. He showers you with gold every night and tries to get you to come to the Bastian to meet all his family but you slip away every time. He brings you berries, meat and wine willing you to eat and drink from what he has provided but you know the folk lore tales, once you eat or drink from a Piglin’s offering you can never leave them. They will own you.

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I'M ON MY KNEES, THIS IS TOO ADORABLE, I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK-

lord have mercy, your writing is sweet, sweet poetry. The sweetest of words strung together to make beauty.

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!reader

Bitch, you better be joking

Warnings: swearing, George and Techno simping, 18+

Stacy takes a drag of her vape, raises a laminated eyebrow, purses her glossy lips, smoke coming out as she talks, “You like him.”

“Bitch, you better be joking.” You look at her like she grew a second AND third head but of course she saw right through you as did Schlatt.

“She’s not.” Schlatt laughs looking at your perfected ‘stfu’ face.

“She’s not what?” Violet blows a bubble pushing her long straight hair over her shoulder before it pops and she starts chewing again.

“This is boring enough as it is, can you not make it insufferable too?” You shake your head turning on your phone to find a bunch of tweets about last nights stream. Biting your lips to stop the giggle from escaping.

“What are you so happy about?” Stacy glances at you.

“What? I can’t just be happy?“ you weren’t expecting it, genuinely, but all of them said no at the same time. “Damn.” You cringe.

Rowdy, loud guys started lining up behind you and you knew exactly who they were from the sound of their voices. Techno and his friends, Schlatt stepping away from Stacy to join them much to her annoyance.

“Why do we all decide to do laundry on the effing same day?” Alexia asks not wanting an actual answer, her hand locked in with George’s.

“Cause we’re all dumb.” Violet purses her red lips not looking up from her phone as usual.

“Speak for yourself.” Zan struts her way passed the guys, plonking her basket down with yours and Stacy’s.

“How was your lecture?” You asked linking arms with her as she rambled on about thermal nuclear astrophysics. None of which you understood, but liked to hear about.

“How was yours?” She asked about twenty minutes later, you had zoned out. Not thinking about your business lecture but reading more tweets about your stream. To be honest you were trying your best not to listen to Techno’s deep voice. It was kind of addictive.

“Okay unless you’re texting me the answer, you’re rude.” She quips laughing when you poke her in the stomach finally telling her about your lecture. Techno was listening to every word you were saying, wanting nothing more than to wrap his arms around your waist and hold you to his chest, maybe kiss your neck a little.

Finally it was your turn to do your laundry, so focused on putting in the correct amount of detergent that you didn’t spot Techno staring at you from across the room.

“You got it bad huh?” George smirked, chucking his clothes in a washer carelessly ignoring the tut of his girlfriend who pushed him out the way to separate his darks.

“I, no she, like, nah we’re just friendly. Live together yanno.” Techno rubs his neck awkwardly, looking over to see the couple look at eachother then him with almost pain across their faces.

“Well that was excruciating to watch.” Alexia giggled turning on George’s laundry, kissing his cheek and heading over to Zan and you.

“H-How did you..” Techno trials off not wanting to offend his friend.

“Get a girl like her?” George chuckles, it was a frequent question. Alexia just didn’t seem the type of girl that would date a so called ‘nerd’ but no one saw the sweet venerable side to her that he did. “Honestly, I don’t even know.” He smiles, eyes filled with adoration as he looks at his girl. “Sorry bro.” George pats Technos back.

Techno nodded glancing at you to find you already looking at him. He felt his heart start beating faster, his palms started to sweat. He felt like he was gunna be sick when you strutted over to him.

“Wanna go for a walk?”

And you do. You walk around your favourite park, talk about random shit. Practically nothing, but to Techno it’s everything and more.

Maybe it was to you too.

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👀 Squishy I- locked in... together?? whining something different????? You can't tease me like that, my little brain can't take it 😩

A lovely walk that took a wrong turn

You look good in my shirt

By the fireplace

Heat.

You’re so intoxicating

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I have a indescribable feeling that he's gonna lock us or himself outside during the experience, and we're gonna be whining like "Why make yourself suffer!? What's the point!?" and I-

A lovely walk that took a wrong turn

You look good in my shirt

By the fireplace

Heat.

You’re so intoxicating

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I'm sobbing, they sent that and it was GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT I-

Yes, they're clearly a coward and in the wrong, but lord have mercy, if you're going to send hate to an author do it right, or better yet, don't send it. If you really didn't like their content you wouldn't be reading it, on top of that, it isn't hurting you, plus others enjoy their content. You have no right or reason to send hate towards them, or anyone for that matter.

you're writing is trash give up

Your writing is trash, give up*

You got it wrong buddy

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Warning: Cursing

I hate cheese

truly I do

and it doesn't help that I'm lactose intolerant

but this..

fucking good looking cheese

I'd eat this

i WANT to eat this

why?

I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHEESE AND I'M CRAVING FUCKIN CHEESE-