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Kokichi: Hey, can you teach me how to play the trumpet?

Rantaro: Assuming I know how to play the trumpet, why?

Kokichi: I wanna wander around the school and annoy Monokuma.

Miu: Technically, you don't need to know how to play it for that.

Kokichi: You have opened my eyes, Miu.

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"I never know what I'm doing, but somehow, I still do okay. Call that a pro gamer move."

- Kiibo

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Tsumugi, seductively: Tell me one of your wildest fantasies.

Tenko: Tenko is on the Wheel of Fortune and spins it so fast it catches on fire.

Tsumugi: ... No, I meant –

Tenko: Everyone claps.

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Kokichi: I can’t! I could get killed!

Kokichi: Or worse, Kaede might give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Himiko: How do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since.

Maki: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself.

Kaede: ...

Shuichi: *furiously taking notes*

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Rantaro: Alright, we need a plan.

Miu: Do you want me to seduce the guards?

Rantaro: How would that help?

Miu: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.

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Kokichi: You will simply have to trust me.

Kaito: Remember to chisel that into my tombstone.

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Angie: Tenko, what do we do when we get this angry?

Tenko, scowling: We count backwards from one thousand by sevens and think of warm brownies.

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Kokichi: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Angie will and will not eat.

Miu: Grass? Yes!

Kokichi: Moss? Yes!

Miu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Kokichi: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Miu: Worms? Sometimes!

Kokichi: Rocks? Usually no.

Miu: Twigs? Usually!

Kokichi: Kaito's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rantaro: How did you... test this?

Miu: You just hand her stuff and say "eat this," and if she eats it, she eats it.

Rantaro: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Kaede: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

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Shuichi: If being bisexual means I can only like two things, then I choose Maki and Miu.

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Kaito: I have been silent for too long.

Kiibo: Well then, say something.

Kaito: I just did.

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Angie: Korekiyo, you're so tall. What can you see from way up there?

Korekiyo: Everyone's weaknesses.

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Kaito: No, it's too dangerous for you to go alone! Here, take this.

Shuichi:

Shuichi: You’re just holding out your hand...

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Maki: For Halloween, I'm gonna make a ghost.

Shuichi: Don't you mean be a ghost?

Maki, polishing her crossbow: Nope.

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Angie: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Rantaro: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Tenko: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment.

Monokuma: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Tsumugi: Why are you two dressed up as each other?

Kokichi: I couldn't think of anything scarier than Maki.

Maki: Miu told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible.