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Thomas: Hypothetical question, if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no?

Newt: Are you asking me to marry you?

Thomas: That depends on if you’re saying yes.

Newt: I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me

Thomas: Well, I’m not asking unless you say yes!

Frypan: I can’t understand how you two have made it as far as you have.

Thomas: Relationship-wise or in life?

Frypan: Both.

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I think it would be nice if you let others send you messages with quotes they find 🙂 Right now people are blocked from sending you any messages.

Sorry, this page has more than one admin enrolled, and tumblr doesn’t allow messaging when an account is run by more than one user.

I would also like to apologise, as the person who started this account, for not keeping it as active as I hoped it would the beginning. I hope everyone is okay and staying safe.

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Hello!

I hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in this trying time. This account, incorrect newtmas quotes, has not been functioning for more than a year now. And I am very sorry about that.

It was definitely not our intention to not update with new quotes, to just leave it as it is.

However, I would very much like to bring back this account into play once more. We all need to laugh and giggle a little, especially now.

But, I can't do it alone. Quotes are not that easy to find. So, if you are willing, please submit whatever quotes you think suit our Gladers. I would be extremely grateful if anyone who can helps out a bit.

Full credit will obviously go to the one who submitted the Quote.

I appreciate you taking the time to read this. I hope everyone stays happy, healthy and at home.

Thank you

J.

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Thomas : I’m done being careful!

Newt : You think you have been careful so far!?

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Newt: *standing outside holding a sign that says “Prom?”*

Minho: YES! I thought this day would never come!

Newt: No, can you get Tommy’s attention?

Minho: Thomas, I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!”

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Mugger: *points gun at Thomas and Newt*, Give me all your money if you want to live!

Newt:    Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Thomas:  Bold of you to assume I have money.

Minho:  * dialing 911* , Guys, now is not the time.

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Thomas: Janson is like my appendix.

Newt: Explain.

Thomas: I don’t understand how he works but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take him out.

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Thomas: Am I right, Newt?

Newt: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Thomas: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Newt: Go ahead.

Thomas: Tooth-hurty.

Newt: When is the best time to go to the dentist.

Thomas: You complete me.

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Newt: This is so frustrating! I hate everyone.

Thomas: [voice cracks] Everyone?

Newt: ...

Newt: [sighs] Everyone but you.

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[Thomas catches Newt crying in the kitchen]

Thomas: Hey, are you okay?

Newt, tearful: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Thomas, angrily towards the onions: What the fuck did you say to him?!

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Newt: I’ll go east and Tommy, you go west.

Thomas: So... not for me, but for other people who may not know, which way is west?

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Thomas: You’re cute when you’re worried about me.

Newt: Then I must be cute all the time.

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Minho: Try to keep him quiet.

Newt: You do realize this is Tommy??

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Newt: Tommy, can you pick up some milk?

Thomas: Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Newt: I meant from the store.

Thomas: I would imagine it weighs the same there, too.

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Newt: Tommy, I need you to be straight with me.

Thomas: *nervous bisexual laughter*

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Thomas: Do British people really eat beans on toast as a meal?

Newt: Is everyone in America ignorant?

Thomas: It was just a question. Damn. No need to get hostile. Go eat some beans on toast.