#alexandre bontemps

[onmarswesail]

A few VFV memes because I have a huge book hangover after finishing it. I can't get over Prince Philippe 🥲

[anneeeboleyn]

renée de noailles from vying from versailles is the cuntiest woman to ever exist. she removed louise de la valliere from court and became the maîtresse-en-titre in her debut season at the ripe age of twenty.

then she proceeded to single handedly save the dauphin of france, frame and execute françois-athénaïs, madame de montespan and chevalier lou de rohan at the ripe age of twenty one.

now at twenty three, she's a duchess with her own retinue, with a new found relationship with hunger for power and corruption, a pro supporter of war.

truly serving cunt.

[incorrectromanceclub]

Alexandre: Our relationship is strictly professional. Renée, sitting on his lap: Absolutely. Only business.

[reneedenoailles]

just made this

credits to @sonofenki for the idea <3

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Confession:

"there should've been a path in vfv to make alexandre louis's official mistress"

[heartofarcanum]

Oh my god

I am RABID. I am FERAL. I am CLIMBING THE WALLS.

[shrub-among-trees]

LOOK AT THE FINAL CG IMAGE 🥰🥰🥰I really love the happy (bed scene) ending

[livinginaglasspalace]

The Vying For Versailles MC on the hedonism path serves cunt. Every. Single. Day.

[zhoras-bitch]

Alexander and Versailles MC pretending not to have feelings for each other when the sexual tension between them is thick enough to cut with a knife, holy shit, I’m losing my mind—

[mechadria]

finally got to the scene with Alexandre in season 2 and, don't get me wrong, it's one of the best written erotic scenes in a choose your story game ive seen BUT. BUT.

the scene in one of the following chapters where you go to his room for comfort and you just sleep in bed together???? im not even typing this actually im still in a puddle on the floor (god i hope you can do more than have him as a sidepiece in wharever the last season will be) (kings used to grant smaller titles to people to reward them for their services to their king and country so.... Baron Alexandre????? that'd certainly make it easier)

[somin-yin]

The "aftercare" with Alexandre

Or more like this grandpa showing his emotional unavailability 🤷‍♀️

Emotional unavailability starting in 3, 2, 1

I have the same definition of love :0 so what's your point Alex?

It looks like he was traumatised by his father, he keeps talking about his father and how he shaped him and now he's severely damaged when it comes to love and intimacy ;-;

I feel sorry for my MC, for putting her through this ;-; it's all fun and games because it's fictional but irl I wouldn't be able to put up with a man like this, I don't have the patience for it and he needs to work on his issues with a therapist, we girls are no one's therapists, let's always remember that 🤷‍♀️ I'm sorry Angélique, if this was real life I wouldn't let you go nowhere near him at all ;-;

On another note, the complete scene is veeeery long (300+ screenshots and more than 30 minutes approximately in recording) so I won't be posting it because tumblr only allows a limited number of pics per post, but the scene is available in this channel already. As for the complete scene, it was worth its every diamond!! I wish all 100+ diamond scenes were like this and I'll just say that this grandpa is a very skilled lover and nows how to please a woman, it must be all those years of experience 😂

[onmarswesail]

I absolutely cannot understand the appeal of Alexandre. For two reasons, mainly:

He is 17 years older than MC and it irks me out.

I look at him and I can only see brazilian actor Igor Rickli 💀

[save-the-sky]

why should i care about saving the king's ass if he made Alexandre leave the court?? I need my man back now!!

[incorrectromanceclub]

Renée: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Alexandre: Sure. Alexandre: What's your favourite colour? Renée, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[reneedenoailles]

men ruined my life.

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Confession:

"I wish there was more seasons of Vyying for versailles, I wouldn’t mind playing an anthology sequel where MC and Alexandre be continuing their spies adventures (as friends or as lovers👀)"