#incorrect romance club quotes

[incorrectromanceclub]

Amen: How do I make a date more romantic?

Titian: Try being mysterious.

[Later that evening]

Eva: Where are we going?

Amen: None of your fucking business.

[squishywizardd]

Vicky: What flavour should our wedding cake be?

Malbonte: …We’re not getting married.

Vicky:

Malbonte:

Vicky:

Malbonte:

Vicky: Okay, I’ll go ask Lucifer or Astaroth -

Malbonte: Chocolate.

[hojiteaversion]

Lale: Wait, did you just flirt with me? Aslan: Have been for the past ten years, but thanks for noticing

[zhoras-bitch]

Noe: Look, okay, just play along. We need the paintings, and this guy's got them.

Vlad: So we're scamming him?!

Noe: I was actually thinking more like flat out stealing from him, but you do you!

Vlad: No! No way! We are not stealing!

Noe: Why not? We already stole Laia.

Vlad: No, we didn't. Laia can think and talk for herself. She can do whatever she wants.

Laia: I want to steal.

Vlad:

[kiara-36]

Ellaire: I’m going to get my coffee

Ellaire: If you two can please manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Gisella: Oh, please. We’re not children

*Ellaire leaves*

Gisella, casually:…eat shit and die

Cyril: Yep, fuck you

[eeveseeve]

Hunger: do you really believe you can defeat The Horsemen?

Vicky: Yes

Hunger: and what gave you the confidence?

Vicky: delusion

[missglittersmiles]

Vicky: Aww, look at you, finally trying to be romantic with all these candles.

Malbonte: First of all-

Malbonte: I'm about to sacrifice you.

[sonofenki]

eva, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

amen: get the FUCK out of my car

[thursdayfrozeover]

evthys: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

amen, on the bottom bunk: honestly fuck you.

[appolinyou]

Artemis

Андрэа /Артемида, обратная сторона луны или что-то вроде того

[anamorozov]

[incorrectromanceclub]

Eliza: You know, Mammon and I are having a baby. Vicky: Oh my god, congratulations, that’s- Eliza: *slams papers in front of her* It’s you. Sign here.

[squishywizardd]

Vicky: *carves Lucifer + Vicky into a tree*

Lucifer: That’s so lame.

Lucifer: *adds 4ever*

[hojiteaversion]

Mehmed: I think I'm falling for you

Lale: Get up

[zhoras-bitch]

Tarot Reader: Look, the only person who can fix this is—

Selena: Please don’t say me.

Tarot Reader: —you.

Selena: Oh for fucks sake!

[nesrinslittleworld]

DALS Incorrect Quotes

Laia, about Vlad and Mehmed: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Mehmed: Excuse me, Laia?

Laia: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Vlad: ...

Ezel: I ship it!

Leo: CAN YOU NOT?