Hyunjin: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
Changbin: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.
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Not trying come off as offensive sorry but,
By top surgery I inferred that you're gay...?!
Is it true?????
I'm so so sorry if this made you uncomfortable I'm just so nosy sorry
Thank you for even reading this if you do ❤
Lmaoo it’s not uncomfortable or anything!! I’m very open with my identity 💖
I’m a trans-man (he/him) but I’m actually aromantic bisexual, although I definitely lean towards men for the most part!
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Jisung: Oh, I am so relieved you six found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Seungmin: You hadn't done anything super annoying to us for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
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I'm going to be dying my hair before I go to the Eric Nam concert in a couple weeks! Help me decide which colour to go!
This will also be the colour of my hair when I get my top surgery next month!
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Felix: Done your stretches?
Jisung: Check.
Felix: Got your mic?
Jisung: Check.
Felix: Did you have breakfast?
Jisung: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Felix: I added it because I care about you.
Jisung: No, I did not have breakfast.
Felix: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Jisung finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Jisung: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Felix: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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Changbin: I think you owe me an apology.
Jeongin: I'll apologise to you in hell!
Jeongin: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.
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Minho: I came down here to say I'm sorry.
Changbin: Oh, good. Go ahead.
Minho: No, that was it. I did it. I said I'm sorry. Hey, I said it again. Now I got one in the bank so I can do whatever I want to.
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Seungmin: You look happy. Let me guess. Your sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.
Changbin: No... Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Seungmin: I was trying to insult you.
Changbin: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
Seungmin: Changb-
Changbin: Thank you!
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Felix: If I run and leap at Changbin, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Felix: [Runs at Changbin]
Changbin: Stop! I'm holding coffee!
Changbin: [Drops his coffee and catches Felix]
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Jeongin: Hyunjin and Jisung would be awesome together.
Jisung: I know, right? He's single, I'm single. He's pretty, I'm pretty.
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Jeongin: I don’t need to be monitored all day long, I’m not a toddler. This is stupid.
Chan: I know you’re not a toddler because my toddler would know that “stupid” is a no-no word.
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Hyunjin: You promise you didn't get me bees again?
Minho, from a distance: Just open it!
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Minho: Clearly you don’t know me at all.
Jisung: What? We’re friends! I was building up to call you “Minnie” one of these days.
Minho: Well, that will never happen. In fact, you just lost ‘Minho’ privileges. From now on you can call me ‘hyung’ or ‘hey you’.
Jisung: Come on, Minho.
Minho:
Jisung: Come on, hey you.
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show]
Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Minho: *Picks Jisung up*
Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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Hyunjin: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the dorm?
Chan: YOU BURNT DOWN THE DORM?
Hyunjin: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.
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Jisung: All right, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.
Chan: Tell me about it.
Jisung: I murdered Hyunjin last night.
Chan: I feel you.
Jisung: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.
Chan: Been there.
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Minho: You are a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body.
Changbin: Never skip ear day, Hyung.
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