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Sylva: Fletcher texted me "your adorable" so I texted Fletcher back and said "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Othello: And?

Sylva: Now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I'm not gonna say anything

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*Sometime during the Inquisition*

Didric: Get out of my face!

Fletcher: Which one?!

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Sorry, but this isn't a question and I would like ot say I LOVE your blog. Like Holy Crap Every time I see an update, I just flip my hands up and say , "YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

Sorry for my lack of posts. I’ve been so busy that I don’t know how to have free time anymore ^^”

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I just finished the third book and I cried? So? Much? And I immediately came on here to look for th fandom so hello may I join? I assume you’re like, the ringleader

I don’t feel like a ringleader but you’re welcome to join!

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Fletcher: I'm... grounded?

Lovett: *folds arms* Yes, you're grounded!

King Harold: You disobeyed an order.

Arcturus: *holds up a shovel* And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson.

King Harold: Arcturus, that's not how grounding works.

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Let's tell each other secrets about ourselves. I'll go first: I hate you.

Tarquin (to Fletcher)

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Fletcher: Thank you, Arcturus, you're as wise as you are... um... old.

Arcturus: I'm... I'm only in my 30s...?

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Hi, i just recently came across your blog, and you have no idea how extremely happy i was. Up until now i couldn't find any fandom forums/blogs on the summoner series and find a blog that posts incorrectquotes of the summoner series (the content i live for) has practically blown my mind. Please keep up your great work, you have now gained a new loyal follower. 😻 have a nice day!

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoy this blog ❤️

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Harold: Has anyone ever, at any point in your life, told you they love you?

Arcturus: Does family count?

Harold: Yes.

Arcturus: Then no.

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Did you catch the cover reveal for the SUMMONER’S HANDBOOK by Taran Matharu? Read the journal that started it all on October 2, 2018!

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Atilla: Allow me! Locks are my specialty!

Atilla: *throws a brick at the window*

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Lovett: There's a bomb at this wedding.

Arcturus: What?

Lovett: It's your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors.

Arcturus: *crying* I love you so much! You're my dream girl.

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Zacharias: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. Wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Edmund: Okay, that’s really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Cavendish: Why is your report card on the ceiling?

Arcturus: You said to bring my grades up

Cavendish: ...

Cavendish: I did say that now let me see 'em

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the summoner series fancast

okay so we all know that every fandom needs to have at least 3 disagreements over who would be BEST at representing their characters should the books ever make it to film - i’m here with this post to start that argument! (please forgive the weird mix of actors and my poor typing, it’s 2am but i love these guys TOO MUCH)

Fletcher Raleigh (Wulf) - Nick Robinson

Othello Thorsager - Kristofer Hivju (i realise there would be a height problem here and maybe he’s a bit old but that bEARD)

Sylva Arkenia - Sophie Turner

Cress Freyja - Erin Morris

Arcturus - Maxi Iglesias

Elaine Lovett - Alexandra Daddario

Tarquin Forsyth - Justus Eisfeld (with bonus rebel topless tarquin at the end)

Isadora Forsyth - Olivia Holt

Lord Forsyth - Chris Hemsworth

Provost Scipio - John Cena

Berdon Wulf - Michael Fassbender

Alice Raleigh - Ashley Olsen (including bonus Alice w/ her Forsyth twin)

Edmund Raleigh - Colin Farrell (featuring how Edmund would look if he had lived and how he would have looked when he was killed i.e. old & young)

King Harold - Charlie Hunnam (featuring this cute lil model boy i found but couldnt find the name of who looks like teenage harold)

Sir Caulder - Sean Connery

Rotherham - Michael Gambon

Didric Cavell - Lucas Till (i struggled to find a ‘moon faced’ actor and this guy looked mean so i chose him instead)

Genevieve Leatherby - Elle Fanning

Rory Cooper - Ansel Elgort

Jeffrey - Kenton Duty

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Charles: Why don't you stay down and die with dignity?

Arcturus: I don't do anything with dignity!

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Arcturus: Captain Arcturus, nice to meet you.

Fletcher: *shakes hand* Person Fletcher.