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Dark Kat: Any last requests, SWAT Kats?

T-Bone: Yeah, untie us and let us go.

Creeplings: ...

Creeplings: [Look at Dark Kat]

Dark Kat: Of course we don't let them go!

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Problem solving skills are well regarded, but where is the respect for problem creators such as myself?

Dark Kat

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You're hot. I mean, you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

T-Bone, to Turmoil

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Razor: It's quiet. Too quiet.

Razor: [A laser shot just barely misses him]

Razor: Now it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.

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Commander Feral: I appreciate all my officers equally. Sergeant Talon, Lieutenant Feral, -

Commander Feral: [Looks at smudged writing on his hand]

Commander Feral: - Squeal.

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I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying!

Mayor Manx

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Dark Kat: Today is the day we reveal to the whole city the existence of the "League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness"!

Dr. Viper: You want usss to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

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Callie: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Razor: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

T-Bone: Smad.

Callie: There are two kinds of people.

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Professor Hackle (to the Metallikats): This is you, and these are your badness levels. They're unusually high for robots your size.

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T-Bone: Fuel systems checked?

Razor: Checked.

T-Bone: Hydraulics checked?

Razor: Checked.

T-Bone: Transponder checked?

Razor: Like a picnic tablecloth.

T-Bone: In general, jet not broken?

Razor: Jet, so far as one can tell, not broken.

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Felina: What's usually the biggest problem with monster hunts?

Enforcer 1: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first five minutes of the movie.

Enforcer 2: Lieutenant, am I a side character?!

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Manx: Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!

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T-Bone: You're the smartest kat I know. Don't get cocky.

Razor: Too late for that.

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Why am I so bad at being good?!

Professor Hackle

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Chance: Do you remember the horrible roommate you had back at the academy?

Jake: You mean you?

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T-Bone: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight.

Callie: Yeah, they are.

T-Bone: You know what else is beautiful?

Callie (blushing): What?

T-Bone: The Turbokat.

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Chance: It's my fault for leaving you in charge. Sometimes I forget how young you are.

Jake: I'm only two years younger than you!

Chance: Oh look, you're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice.

Jake: Well, my straw broke off in the carton, and ... that's not the point!