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Incorrect TAZ Quotes
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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." -Magnus Burnsides
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Angus: Look sir, it's the "good kush".
Taako: This is the Dollar Store. How good could it be?
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Barry: But that's murder!
Merle: Jesus, Barry, grow up.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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When I'm feeling really fancy, I'll make popcorn on the stove instead of in the microwave.
Duck Newton
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Ned: Oh, god. My mind is going a mile an hour.
Aubrey: That fast?
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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All right, obviously we all want to die. But we have to get through this.
Duck Newton
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Magnus: It's nice to be reminded how beautiful and full of love life can be.
Taako and Merle: Nope.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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I was arguing with Barry, and in the middle of it he took off his glasses and said, 'I don't want to see you right now.'
Taako
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Duck: I'm very quick on my, uh...
Aubrey: Did you just forget the word 'feet'?
Duck: Feet, yeah.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.
Taako
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said, 'Wait.'
Lup
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Magnus: Hey, you guys. What're you doing tomorrow night?
Merle: Oh, well, let me see. I believe I'm...Yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Ned: I'll be bad cop, you be good cop.
Aubrey: Got it.
*later*
Ned: Tell us who did it, or else.
Aubrey: Yeah! Spill the tea sis!
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Lup: *wearing Barry's glasses* How do I look?
Barry: I have no idea.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Lup: Are you sure you made the right choice?
Magnus: I don't make mistakes, Lup. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.
Lup: It's ctrl z.
Magnus: Don't need it. Won't use it.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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Merle: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
Magnus: We had to. There's safety in numbers.
Merle: There's also death in numbers, Magnus. It's called a massacre.
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're bisexual.
Aubrey Little
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incorrecttazquotes · 6 years ago
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My sister would smile at you, then kick your fucking teeth in.
Taako
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