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A collection of ancient ceramic paintings depicting Achilles in a blanket being miserable and pathetic.

That's the post. Sorry that some of these are mircowave quality.

I can't really pick a favorite, I like them all equally. They're just so silly looking.

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this blog genuinely makes me laugh every time i look at it,thank you for the laughs after the good cry session i get when i read the novel

you are very welcome 🤍

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Achilles: I prevented a murder today.

Odysseus: Really? How'd you do that?

Achilles: Self control.

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~~ blog note ~~

there are only so many incorrect quotes, and i'd love to be more consistent, but i'll definitely have to branch out to other content then. not sure if that's what people want from this blog, so it's something to think about.

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Achilles: Change is inedible.

Patroclus: Don't you mean inevitable?

Achilles, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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What book are you reading right now?

Bold of you to assume I read!

Jk. I am currently reading Shadeborn, book 4 of the Nightblade Epic by Garrett Robinson! On a bit of a hiatus though due to mental health shenanigans, but we love and support garrett here in this household

send me any questions, no matter how random

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send me random questions you may have!

if you wanna know anything about me or my opinion on something, from the extremely superficial to the really deep, send me an ask! i'll be responding to a whole bunch of things (if i get sent any lol), you can also just... talk to me about whatever you want really idm

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Patroclus: Where have you been all day?

Achilles: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Achilles: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Achilles: Ask me to kill for you.

Patroclus: ...First of all, calm down-

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Achilles: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Patroclus: Killed without hesitation.

Achilles: No.

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Diomedes: Why are you on the floor? Patroclus: I'm depressed. Patroclus: Also I was stabbed, can you get Achilles, please.

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Achilles: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Patroclus: You’re a hazard to society Odysseus: And a coward. DO TWENTY

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Achilles: I trust Patroclus. Odysseus: You think he knows what he's doing? Achilles: I wouldn't go that far.

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Achilles: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Patroclus: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Achilles: Absolutely not.

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Wooooh, so cool to see you're back! Been missing your posts and enjoying seeing one on my dash. Welcome back \o

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i cant guarantee consistency but i can sure try!

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Achilles: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Patroclus: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.