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"Data, in your interactions with 21st century internet culture, have you discovered a way to improve the warp drive?"

"I have, sir. It involves synthesizing a new form of dilithium crystals into a new lattice structure. However, it will require the aid of an individual from that period whose history and research procedures may be considered 'unorthodox' by Starfleet standards."

"How 'unorthodox' exactly, data?"

"...So let me get this straight. After all of the manipulation, back-stabbing, and other horrible things you've accused me of over these past few months, you just think you can waltz on back here and ask for my help?"

"Mr. White, you said it yourself when we first met. 'We need to cook...'"

"...bitch."

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i had a dream that tumblr rebranded to make the website called "tumplr."

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Me, 2022 AD, having been asked what Id like at a Wendy’s and only thinking of the McDonald’s menu

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

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Boobs

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we’re the same pony, we just shift between each other so fast the frame rate of your show doesnt pick it up

everypony knows but doesnt bring it up

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baby jail

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Ladies and gentlemen,

1966 Pratone grass chair

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Reblog and put in the tags whether you're a dog or a cat person and whether you've ever been hurt by a cat or dog

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This didn’t clear things up I’m still more confused on this post than if someone asked me what my gender is

Most embarrassing fact about me is that I had never heard of Columbo before he became a meme and I literally thought he was like a rapper or a politician

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wasted potential (x)

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dsmp youtubers on hermit craft would be so funny, like welcome to season 8

“What do you mean you don’t nuke them as your prank back”

stay tuned for the new tree tommy planted in mumbos yard,

wilbur restarts the USSR boat’em hole

dont think our fandoms 17 brain cells could collectively handle it

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I went in the notes to find out what supernatural is doing this time, but I regret it please scroll on with your life

Somebody go check on joe biden because this much supernatural drama does not happen without a severe shake up in the American political landscape.

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ENOUGH F*CKING AROUND ARE THEY GIANTS OR NOT??????

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my face when I want to vocal stim by repeating minnesota in a minnesotan accent over 1000 times but my dads sitting next to me for an 8 hour car ride

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If a space clears up I’d love to join <3 I don’t plan on streaming currently but that may change when I get my new laptop

If not no worries

G/t SMP Time!!

 If you are interested in joining, please reblog this post and say whether or not you plan to stream it!

 You don’t have to stream the SMP in order to join! But be aware that you probably do have to be comfortable at least appearing on others streams.

 Once you get the link for the discord, please make sure you read everything under important info. That’s where you’ll find the rules of the server, along with information about the g/t mod, the download for the mod, and introductions of your fellow G/t SMP members.

 I hope you guys are just as excited as I am!

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Cryptids exist, everyone knows

they’re not protected by human or animal rights because they’re neither.

Sprinkle in some Ranboo and Technoblade *mwah*

Did someone say Fundy werefox?

Fuck it Philzas got w i n g s and he is s m a l l

Naga Dream???????

Tubbos a borrower bc why not

Jschlatt satyr btiches

Garnish with cryptozoologist Wilbur

*bad French accent* artisanal angst

Feel free to do with this as you will

and please tag me