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Language is universal

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*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

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Bugs Bunny Operation Rabbit 1952

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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saw someone say months ago that the best cover story for jason coming back to life in the public eye is to say he was in witness protection. and i agree with that! but id like to add: jason would make a public statement saying that the reason he was in witness protection is “i saw joker kill robin”

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i really want there to be a future interaction after jason is publically revived and all the kids are grown up where people keep trying to ask about bruce’s children and their lives and he just. struggles.

bruce: ah yes, i’m so proud of my sons,

bruce: dick works in police enforcement, tim is CEO of a company, and now damian’s become a doctor!

person at a gala: they’re all so accomplished! and what’s jason been up to?

bruce:

bruce, abruptly remembering that jason’s entire job is being a criminal:

bruce: jason… is…

jason, walking by with an entire platter of shrimp that he just wrestled from the hands of a terrified server in one hand and the beer keg from under the bar that he just stole in the other: jason’s fucking LIVING. IT. UP.

bruce and his friend, watching him go:

bruce:

bruce: we’re just happy he’s here.

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

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well that can't be good

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She's got the right attitude here

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*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*

“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”

*empty area*

“I haven’t built it yet”

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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

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