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so I started college a few days ago and RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY DORM THERE IS AN AMAZING COMIC BOOK STORE GUYS im gonna have no money very soon

I bought some bag pins and an iron man figurine and a set of dice for my friend I am going broke but I am happy

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Hc that when peter first started hanging around tony, tony would make jokes that he makes with everyone else but they’re jokes about peter being stressful or annoying or whatever. and every time tony makes a joke peter gets Very Stressed and tries to be less annoying/stressful/whatever. and tony has to explain every time that he’s just joking and the teasing means tony’s getting more comfortable.

and peter doesn’t believe him until he is in the lab and rhodey comes in and tony IMMEDIATELY calls him useless and a bad friend and annoying and rhodey responds in turn that tony deserves to be annoyed.

And peter just watches the interaction with a little smile on his face of “oh. he really is being my friend.”

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OKAY SO IM REWATCHING IM3

And this scene where Tony and Pepper are sleeping and then Tony has a nightmare (im not tryna search for a pic rn so u get a low quality image of my ipad screen because I trust you know what im talking about)

Look at the positioning . Your first thought might be oh look how much space Tony is hogging! BUT

I raise you this:

The way their legs are positioned and the way Tony is laying looks to me like they were SPOONING. And pepper just turned over in her sleep or something

Do you see what im getting at

Tony and Pepper were spooning and TONY STARK WAS THE LITTLE SPOON

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rewatched infinity war and then realized the reason i never rewatched endgame is because tony d****. so upsetting im going to ignore that movies existence

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hi i can’t sleep

If you cant read any of it don’t hesitate to ask for a translation I know my handwriting can be strange sometimes

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Has anyone ever considered this is Peter’s first high tech suit NOT made by Tony Stark. The fact that he had to learn and take influence from his mentor’s previous work and try to recreate the gift given to him to keep him safe. It’s no longer Tony keeping him safe but Peter learning from Tony how to keep himself safe with the new suit no one TALK TO ME

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Peter’s shoelace comes untied one day in the lab. He bends over to tie it without thinking, not even paying attention to whether Tony is watching or not. That is until his mentor asks him a question, his voice carrying an unnecessary level of amusement.

“Are you wearing iron man socks?”

Peter blinks. He looks down at his ankle, where his jeans have lifted up to show that he is in fact, wearing iron man socks.

God damn it, he is never living this down.

“Shut up,” Peter defends himself weakly, making sure his jeans fall correctly to cover his ankles as he stands back up.

“No! come on, I wanna see!” Tony squawks, nudging Peter repeatedly in the arm.

“Hey! Shut up Mr. Stark! I only wore them on accident!” Peter grumbled, batting the older man’s hands away and trying hard not to laugh as Tony cackled at him.

“What! don’t try and pretend you don’t think I’m cool,” Tony teased knowingly.

“You are so not cool,” Peter says, sticking his tongue out. “Maybe I wore them as a joke, what about that?”

Tony barks a laugh. “Did you?”

Peter’s confident expression faltered, and Tony cackled again. Kid was such a bad liar.

“May got them for me like— like so long ago! I only wear them because of her!” Peter insists.

Tony smirks. “But you wear them,”

Peter drawled a long, dramatic groan as Tony continued to laugh at him.

Yeah, Peter is definitely never ever living this down. He makes a mental note to pay more attention to which socks he puts on before going anywhere anymore.

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JUST FOUND OUT MY DAD IS ON TEAM CAP💔💔 I need a new father is anyone taking applications for a child 💔 I have a good gpa and I promise never to touch the thermostat

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Peter was acting weird today, not his normal weird but nice suspicious kind of weird, he brought his coffee without complaining, he listened to his instructions, he didn't make fun of his age, and he didn't snark back.

At first Tony dismissed it as whatever was left from the hero worship but as time went Tony noticed how distant the boy was chewing his lips, glancing in his direction every few seconds when he thought Tony wasn't looking, he asked him once but the boy said he was okay so Tony decided to wait for him.

They were silent for half an hour, which is impressive for Peter, and at the same time concerning, he heard the boy take a few encouraging breaths and mumbled ' You can do it, Peter' which was cute.

'Okay this time to act as a proper mentor' Tony said to himself 'yeah definitely mentor'

"Mr.Stark" he heard the hesitant nervous voice of the boy, it made him soft immediately, gosh how much he hates the way Peter makes him soft it isn't good for his reputation.

"Yeah Pete" he replied couldn't help but smile at the younger boy "I was wondering if Uhmm, you know if ahh" the boy was so nervous it physically hurt Tony, the boy looked at the table where Tony's wallet was, did he need money? Does he want something he can buy the moon if Peter asks "Do you want money? I can give you as much as you want, or I will write you a check"

Peter blinked confused " wha- no!"

Or was he looking at the keys " Do you want a car then? I can buy you a car, and we can book an appointment next week with the guy I always buy from, or are you in a rush? I can give you one from the garage, do you have a driving license?-"

"Ha? No" Peter was overwhelmed by everything Tony said but he didn't even notice "It's okay we can work on that-"

"Tony!" Peter yelled, which shocked Tony for two things his first name and the loud voice "I don't want money or a car! " Peter said frustrated and upset, 'So much for listening to the boy', Tony thought he cringed mentally at his behavior.

"I just wanted to ask you if you want to come with me to the baseball match, I won those tickets in one of those competitions and I had no one to go with and I just wanted to ask if you want to come with me," Peter said.

Tony didn't expect that, he wasn't the sports kind of guy, and he knew neither was Peter "You don't have to come if you don't want I know you don't like it"

Okay damage control time before the boy runs out of the lab, "I'd love to go with you, Petey" Tony said knowing he would be bored and wouldn't last more than half an hour there but he would do it for his kid.

"Really?!" Peter was shocked which is fair, he stood up ruffled the boy's hair with a smirk on his face "So you've been acting all nice so I would say yes?"

Peter pushed his hand giggling, "No, my aunt always told me to be nice to the elderly"

He gasped dramatically, he reached with both hands to mess Peter's hair "You are a piece of shit Parker" Peter's laugh echoed in the lab, Tony's favorite music.

"Do you know anything about baseball anyway?" Tony asked looking at the boy trying to fix his hair "No" he said simply "Do you?" He asked looking at Tony with his bambi eyes.

"Well I guess we should go figure out baseball, while eating something," Tony said throwing an arm around his kid's shoulders and walking them out of the lab "Ohhh food" Peter was basically vibrating in his place at the mention of food "But seriously, we should work on the driving license thing"

"Uhhhh" Peter's whining made Tony laugh so hard

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Peter teaches Tony what “womp womp” means and it immediately becomes everyone else in the tower’s problem

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Thru the depressive episode irondad and spiderson texts prevail

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Tony Stark was an observant person, both in business and in his personal life, but when Peter first slid him a piece of paper and said ‘Hey Mr. Stark, can you sign this?’ with those big brown bambi eyes, Tony didn’t really question it.

He had always known the kid was a huge nerd and a fan boy so he figured it was just a fan thing, or more like, a Peter Parker thing. The kid constantly took photos and videos of every single thing he encountered like he was a tourist and liked to keep things for ‘sentimental’ purposes. Tony would know that because Peter constantly sent him those very photos and videos and used their messages like diary entries which Tony definitely did not keep in a back up file because Peter kept breaking his phones. So he simply said ‘Sure kid’, signed the paper, and that was it.

Until a few days later. They were in the lab, working on whatever grabbed their attention at the time. Peter suddenly slid him a sticky note and asked him to sign it again. Odd, but Peter was like that usually anyways.

Tony signed it. again. A bit surprised.

“What, you’re collecting autographs now?”

“Something like that. Thanks Mr. Stark!” Peter had beamed at him happily again and Tony felt like he had done more than just moving the pen.

Whatever. Tony had heard way worse things teenagers were doing than that. So if Peter wanted a few autographs, he would give him them. God knows he would have given him a lot more than a few written names if the kid just asked for it. Scratch that- if the kid even hinted at it or accepted them. But Peter Parker was weird about money and expensive gifts and thought of everything as a pity thing. It wasn’t. Tony told him that. A few million times. Peter still didn’t like it.

This went on for a few weeks. Tony signed it every time because what was he gonna do? Say no to those weapons Peter called eyes? yeah, like that was possible. He would like to see you try to say no when Peter looked like that.

The 7th and 8th times, he didn’t even ask it anymore. Just signed whatever random junk Peter brought that day, a photo, a book, a notebook, a napkin- a napkin? seriously?- whatever it was, he didn’t even look at them. Peter would just say ‘can you sign this for me?’ and Tony would do it without thinking. No questions, no answers, no big deal. Easy.

Except a month after this whole collection thing, FRIDAY alerted him on a very strange activity involving Spider Man.

“Boss, you might wanna know about this.”

And there it was on the holographic screen. All those weird shit Tony had signed over the week, listed as an eBay sale. With the fricking Spider Man on the cover. ‘TONY STARK AUTOGRAPH ON PIZZA BOX (ON SALE!!) (rare!) -by Spidey’

Tony stared at the screen for a while and had just burst into a laughter back then. So that was why. He didn’t mind it. Hell, he was actually impressed even. But of course, he was still gonna bring it up next time Peter came and embarrass the hell out of him. He HAD to. This was gold.

Of course he was annoyed that the little shit wouldn't even accept lunch money from Tony but apparently was perfectly okay with selling his signature online.

That brilliant little entrepreneur.

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“you little thief” Tony greeted him the next time Peter came into his lab.

Look. Peter wasn’t an idiot, he obviously knew Tony would eventually notice his little bussines, he just didn’t think it would be so damn fast! He dropped his bag on the lab table and made his way to Tony.

“hey, technically, i didn’t steal anything! I just sold them for like 20 dollars at most and-“

“TWENTY DOLLARS??!”

“I know it’s a lot-” Peter started saying, rubbing the back of his neck. Come on now, Tony couldn’t possibly be THAT mad about it, right?.. right?

“THAT’S IT? You’ve been selling THE Tony Stark aka THE Iron Man signatures and you only made what, a hundred dollars in a week?! Kid, you’re insulting me in ways I didn’t know were possible.” Tony threw his hands up dramatically. Shocked beyond measure.

“…uh, what”

“I’m Tony Stark, AND Iron Man, I've saved the world at least a dozen times, I've been in every magazine cover imaginable and my authograph sure is worth so much more than 20 dollars! You are decreasing my value!” Tony gestured wildly at the holographic display. Genuinely annoyed and terrified even.

"...THAT’S why you're mad?..." Peter could have laughed if he wasn’t so surprised. Really, he should have known Tony wouldn’t care about the whole thing but wouldn’t be okay with him selling his autograph for burgers and snacks but he genuinely didn’t need more money!

"Of course! Now change those prices to at least 200 or I'm not signing anything again."

"But Mr.Stark! that's too expensive!" Peter whined. He couldn't sell them for so much. That was insane! What was he even gonna do with that much money that he didn’t need?

"Peter. I am a luxury brand. I don't do cheap."

"But Mr. Stark!"

They argued over it for fifteen minutes straight before finally settling on 100 dollars. Tony still thought it was way too cheap. But Peter had laughed and smiled and shook his head like he found the whole thing insane and amusing. so maybe it was fine. He could afford to be a bit cheap for some things.

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mmMMRR Stark THEY MADE ME INTO A POPCICCLLEEEE . !!!! RRRAUGHHHH

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how it feels to have Tony Stark call me kid:

(if you can't hear this imagine then ur too young 😭)

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AHHH WHATTT THIS ACTUALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY STOPPPPUHHH AUGHHDHDH oh my goshHHHH😭

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The only people who can fool Peter's spidey tingles are May and Tony because he unconsciously links them with home and safety. Once Tony startled Peter and he was like 'what happened to your tingles kiddo?' and 'It doesn't work on you Mr stark' and Tony is so confused then Peter explains ' you are safe that's why it doesn't go off' . Tony just stays there for a minute overwhelmed and had to excuse himself to cry a little but not before running his hands through Peter's curls which have him smiling up at him.