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Emily Osments song “Let’s be Friends” was probably written about Ashley Tisdale and later was able to fulfill her prophecy on Young & Hungry

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Blue eyed people have to look at the sky everyday for at least 20 minutes to download.

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I’m kind of glad I have a hearing problem because I can’t hear anyone’s bullshit

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The representatives of Stuff Mart in Veggietales are the best consumer propaganda rap group I’ve heard in a long time!

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I bet Aubrey Plaza is getting really annoyed that she shares her name with Drake

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The Rugrats movie soundtracks had no business hitting that hard. All of them, hit after hit

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“I feel like John Gotti” I sing as I crochet my nana a scarf with love in every stitch

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Glad I was annoying for half my life so now I know exactly what not to do. You’re welcome, world!

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If you’re neurodivergent, I want to hear about your special interests! To steal them and add them to my collection.

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Me: Well they never defined what an emergency was and I’ve got 17, not 1, not 3, but 17 bottles of spilt ketchup!

911 operator: Ma’am please stop calling we can’t help you.

Me: :( thats what the fire marshall said

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Can anyone well versed in the world of vegetables tell me if the Green onions are supposed to be having babies while I chop it up? Follow up question, am I to eat the babies?

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She talks to the waiter when his burger is made wrong cuz he’s too scared.

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Yes I know I look young, airplane people, now give me my 7:00am gin and tonic

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After I die, I’m donating my body to the Halloween decor store

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Corn is not a vegetable and I will die on this hill. Brenda Song would never lie to me!

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Senator John Kennedy: “What does ‘Yada Yada Yada’ mean?”

Owner of T-Mobile: We don’t do that here, get out

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That’s it, no one’s invited to my funeral anymore!!