ithoughtitwasobvious
ithoughtitwasobvious
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 day ago
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Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 day ago
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Alternate Prompt: Brothers
08/39
@summer-of-bad-batch
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 3 days ago
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HUNTER + hands! (and knife).
Tech + hands
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 3 days ago
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The Bad Batch right before they show up in the Clone Wars
Hunter: okay, these regs have never met us, this is our chance to convince them we're cool. Tech, you start by coming in hot and landing like a badass Tech: Got it Hunter: Wrecker, you come out first, you're the most intimidating Wrecker: CAN I SAY SOMETHING COOL Hunter: only if you run it past us first. Crosshair, take off your helmet, stare at them, but don't. Say. Anything. Crosshair: I won't say anything if THEY don't say anything Hunter: this is why you keep getting punched, Crosshair. Anyway, Wrecker and Tech, us three will start talking about the Yalbecs Wrecker: And how we cut off the Queen's stinger! Tech: And I will tell them how that drove the males to attempt to mate with us. Hunter: what? No, Tech, that's the opposite of cool! Tech: On the contrary, sex appeal is considered extremely impressive Hunter: that's not- okay, you're not allowed to talk either. Tech: I can make no promises
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 8 days ago
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my official apology for that sad hunter art, his siblings love him ok
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 8 days ago
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everyone be quiet i'm manifesting
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 9 days ago
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Under The Stars
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Rating: Explicit (18+ mature readers only)  
Pairing: Tech x Female Jedi! Reader 
Warnings: Smut Oral (female receiving), Fingering
Summary: With being on the run and pulling jobs for Cid since the end of the war, you and Tech rarely have time to spend alone together. However when Tech discovers that there are natural hot springs on the planet that you are visiting for your current mission, he manages to find time for you to sneak away and enjoy a brief respite in each other's company.
Tags: Tech x Female Jedi Reader, Post Order 66, Established Relationship, Smut, Porn With Feelings, Love Proclamations, Sex in Water (Kind of)
With the moon high in the sky and night shrouding the forest surrounding the Marauder in a thick cloak of darkness, you were ready to hunker down in the ship until morning. Hunter and Tech had returned from their trek to scout out the perimeter and to locate the base that you would be infiltrating tomorrow. You’d passed out rations, took your designated turns in the fresher, and settled in to get some rest before your next risky mission began. You could already hear soft snores coming from the gunner’s seat that doubled as Omega’s room as you walked toward your own bunk.  
Smiling to yourself, you prepared to climb into bed just as a hand reached out to grasp onto your bicep. A familiar voice spoke your name, and you turned to meet the eyes of your lover.  
“Sorry darling, I didn’t mean to startle you.” Tech apologized softly, his voice dropping in volume as he became more aware of the other members of your squad already sleeping around you. You shook your head.
“You didn’t Tech. What is it?”
His grip on your arm became more lax as his thumb idly rubbed over the fabric of your shirt.
“Seeing that we have some time to ourselves, I was hoping that you would accompany me into the forest. There was something that I wanted to show you.” He paused, his eyes darting between the floor and your face.  
“That is, unless you would rather get some rest.”  
Your heart warmed with affection for your sweet soldier as you stepped closer, aiming to quell his insecurities with a hand delicately placed on the side of his face. Tech was so sure of himself in nearly all areas of life, apart from anything having to do with romantic connections. No matter how long you had been together, he still always gave you an out, almost as though he expected you to say no one of these days. You had since made it your mission to assure him that that day would never come. 
“Any chance that I have to be alone with you is worth taking.” Your hand dropped from his face in favor of grabbing his own that was still hanging down by his side. “Lead the way.”  
You could’ve sworn that you saw a light dusting of pink begin to warm his cheeks before he was nodding and leading you down the steps of the Marauder.  
The air outside was cooler than it had been during the day, but warm enough to be comfortable. Streaks of moonlight shown through the trees, shining light on your surroundings as you made your way through the underbrush. It wasn’t long before the lights of the ship were out of view and you were left with the peaceful chirping of nocturnal insects and the sound of Tech’s voice as he explained all that he knew about each of the unique flora and fauna that you passed.
His endless hunger for knowledge was one of the first things that drew you to him when you had initially started working with Clone Force 99 during the war. Tech nearly always had answers for your questions. No matter which corner of the galaxy you were in, you could firmly bet that he had done his research and already had a fairly clear picture of what you were walking into. His insight had proven to be invaluable on numerous occasions. It had been a reliable resource for you to lean on when you were just a young Jedi knight, thrust into leading an army in a war that you never entirely understood.  
Besides being helpful, Tech’s pension for gathering intel and sharing it aloud with others has also proven to be a great source of comfort for you. During late nights speeding through hyperspace when your fears and anxieties would close in on you like a vice, you often found yourself climbing out of your bunk. Your tired legs would carry you to the cockpit where Tech would inevitably be awake, working on a various project or tapping away at his data pad. At first, he was taken off guard when you curled up in the copilot’s chair and began asking him questions about what he was working on. However, it soon became somewhat of a ritual.  
Tech would gladly explain in great detail all of the latest modifications that he’d made to the ship or his gear, or he would unload all of the information that he’d gathered about the next system that you were en route to. You would listen intently, nod along, and offer up additional questions where you could. Eventually, your eyes would grow heavy as the smooth tone of his voice lulled you to sleep. You would always wake up hours later alone in the cockpit, but with a blanket that you could never remember grabbing mysteriously draped over your body. 
This connection not only strengthened your camaraderie on the battlefield but planted the seeds for a blossoming friendship. Your late night discussions soon became less one-sided as you began to divulge some of your own information about planets that you’d been to or species you’d encountered. You spent a lot of time talking about your life as a Jedi and the Order. Tech had never been as close to a Jedi as he was to you, which allowed him a new window into a world that he’d often wondered about but had lacked any points of research beyond republic archives. His genuine interest in you and all that you had to say was as refreshing as it was endearing. You’d never felt as truly seen as you did when you were around Tech.  
You reached over and grabbed his hand, intertwining your fingers. He’d chosen to forego his gloves as well as the rest of his armor for the night, and you were thankful for the treat of being able to touch his warm skin without the impediment of added layers. Tech continued to tell you about a particular flower that hung from vines around the trees as a clearing began to come into view. You could vaguely make out the sound of running water and saw a mist that looked to be steam billowing out from behind the vegetation.  
Tech led you out into the clearing, coming to a stop once you were a few feet from the tree line. Your eyes widened as you took in the sight before you. There was a rocky outcropping sloping down from a hill that it was too dark for you to make out the top of. The rocks themselves had been smoothed out by the insistent movement of a river that ran from the cliff overhead to tumble down into a waterfall, filling the awaiting pool below. The pool was a stunning shade of teal, and it was so clear that you could see the way that the larger rocks along the edges shrank and then eventually gave way to smooth sand. What was even more fascinating was the steam that was rising up slowly from the water’s surface. 
You turned your head to find Tech to be already looking at you. His eyes never strayed from your face as a soft smile curled the corners of his lips. His thumb was rubbing idly across the knuckles of your hand as he answered your question without you even having to ask. 
“It is a hot spring. I had heard that this planet was home to several natural hot springs. However, I hadn’t had a chance to study the holomaps enough to pinpoint where any of them were located. When Hunter and I were scouting our route to the base, we came upon this one.”  
He gently tugged on your hand in order to bring you closer. His hands settled on your waist as you reached upward to wind your arms around his neck.  
“I was thinking that you would be interested in seeing it for yourself and that it would also give us an opportunity for some time alone.” You smiled sweetly before stretching up on your tip toes to press a kiss to his cheek. 
“It’s beautiful, Tech, thank you.” He smiled down at you as one of his hands left your waist  to gently grasp your chin between his thumb and forefinger. 
“Of course, cyare.”
He tilted your face to bring his lips to press against yours in a soft kiss. You quickly relaxed into him as your eyes fluttered closed and your body began to slump forward.
However, before you could become too consumed, he pulled back. Tech took a step out of the embrace, his hands dropping to his own waist. Nimble fingers undid his belt buckle and then untucked the hem of his shirt. You watched with rapt attention as the skin of his stomach, and then his chest was revealed, inch by glorious inch. Tech was all long lines and lean muscle. He was tall but built, both from genetic engineering and years of being conditioned for a life of nothing but combat. His thumbs hooked into the hem of his pants. As he began to shimmy them down over his thin hips, you absentmindedly licked your lips. 
“Did you want to get in the hot spring with me?” Tech’s question snapped you out of your trance.  
“Yes,” you hurriedly replied, becoming very aware of the fact that he was now nude and you still wore all of your clothing.
You hastily removed your layers, your limbs nearly vibrating with anticipation as you set your things down in a neat pile next to Tech’s.  
Tech was already wading into the water by the time that you stood to your full height. His head swiveled around to glance at the rocks and the waterfall as he came to a stop in the middle of the spring. The water was just high enough to reach his chest, and you could see the steam already beginning to rise from his biceps and shoulders.  
“Alright, it appears to be safe if you would like to join me now.”
Tech held out his hand as he met your eyes expectantly. You smiled lovingly down at him as you strode forward. It was very like Tech to do a once over of the pool before allowing you to enter with him.  
A small moan involuntarily left your lips as you descended into the hot water. It immediately began to relax your muscles and soothe the tightness in your joints. Traveling in the Marauder virtually never afforded you luxuries like a bath. The fresher on board was cramped and utilitarian at best, with barely enough room for a functioning shower. In fact, the only places that you could even call relaxing would be your bunk or the pilots chairs. It made this small moment in time with Tech all the more rare and something to be cherished.  
You slowly made your way into the pool, your eyes staying locked on Tech’s behind his goggles. That is, until you reached the middle and realized that the water was very much too deep for you to be able to stand. You yelped in surprise as you sunk before Tech quickly came to your rescue. He swiftly wrapped his arms around your waist to pull you flush against his torso. Your legs instinctively wrapped around his waist as your hands searched for a grip on his shoulders.  
“Easy darling, I’ve got you.”
One of Tech’s hands gripped your thigh while the other came to rest on the small of your back. He made sure to secure you to him before walking you both back toward the edge of the spring near the waterfall. The contrast of the cool rock on your skin in comparison to the warmth of the water made you arc back toward him, pressing yourself impossibly closer.  
“Thank you,” you murmured, meeting his eyes with a sheepish smile.
“Of course. You have once again proven your point.”
Your brow furrowed in question, and he smirked back at you. 
“That even Jedi can be uncoordinated or, in your case, downright clumsy.” 
You rolled your eyes, though the smile playing at your lips gave away your true feelings. 
“To my credit, I was a bit distracted.” 
Tech’s eyebrows rose. “Oh? And, what precisely had you so distracted?”
He asked the question with a curiosity to his tone, though the glimmer in his eyes told you that he knew exactly what had your mind so preoccupied.  
“It couldn’t be that you planned an evening for us to be alone and in such a state of..” You paused, allowing your hands to trail down over the hard plains of his chest. 
“Undress.” 
Tech smiled softly down at you. The hand that was holding onto your thigh moved upward so one of his fingers could hook under your chin to lift your face. 
“No,” He began, his gaze darting down from your eyes to your lips. “It couldn’t possibly be that.” 
You were grinning up at him as he leaned forward to capture your lips. This kiss quickly became more heated than the previous as he backed you even further against the smooth rock at the edge of the spring. The hand that had been under your chin trailed down your neck, pausing to cup your breast. 
When Tech began rolling your nipple between his fingers, you gasped, allowing him to slide his tongue into your mouth. The press of your damp bodies was electrifying, and you couldn’t help but crave more. Your hips rocked against Tech’s, feeling where he was beginning to harden brushing up against the inside of your thigh.  
He groaned into your mouth as you felt his fingers trail down your waist to dig into the flesh of your hip. Spurned on by his reaction, you ground your hips against his once again. The tip of him caught against your clit, sending a jolt of pleasure through you. You broke away from the kiss to let out a breathy moan as the urgency to have him inside you began to take over. 
However, before you could insist any further, Tech changed tactics. Without any warning, he moved his other hand down to grab onto your opposite hip before hoisting you upward and away from his waist. You yelped in surprise as he gingerly set you down on the edge of the pool, seating you so that you nearly hung off the edge with the warm water still caressing your knees. 
“As good as that felt darling,” Tech began, gently spreading your legs wide so that he could step between them.  
“I already had a plan laid out for us tonight. Starting with me being able to take my time to taste you properly. I apologize for not informing you earlier so that you could offer your input, although I didn't anticipate you having any objections.” 
His fingertips ghosted along your sides, and you shivered as you leaned back on your hands. With the way that he looked now as he leaned over you, with his doting eyes and the moonlight glistening off of the dampness that had collected along his skin, you would give him virtually anything that he could possibly want.  
Your breath came out shakier than you wanted as you whispered back, “I have no objections.” 
Tech smirked down at you with a confidence that had goosebumps breaking out across your skin for an entirely different reason than being exposed to the night air. 
“No, I didn’t think so.” 
His lips were on yours once more in a searing kiss before descending down to your jaw. Your eyes fluttered closed, and your head fell backward over your shoulders to expose more of your neck to him. Tech’s lips left a hot trail down your neck to your chest. He took one of your nipples into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the stiff peak. You whined high in the back of your throat as your hips flexed of their own accord. The combination of the hot water with the cool night air and the way Tech’s warm tongue was moving down your body was already overwhelming your senses. The stimulation was making your head swim before he had even descended below your waist line.  
You were panting as he crouched between your legs. Tech’s hands slid up the inside of your thighs to spread you even wider as be became eye level with your sex. He looked up to meet your eyes, then, one eyebrow raising in question. 
“May I, my love?” 
Ever the gentlemen, Tech would never do anything without your explicit assurance that you were on board. You smiled warmly down at him while eagerly nodding your consent. Without another word, he leaned in to lick a long strip up your center.  
Your hands flew upward to grip his hair as you moaned. It felt like you were floating. Each time that you opened your eyes, you were met with the glittering stars overhead, or Tech’s rippling back muscles peaking out from beneath the water, flexing as he lost himself in you. Tech was thorough and well researched in all of his areas of expertise, including all the ways in which he pleasured your body. You swore that he knew you better than you knew yourself sometimes. He was well studied and ready to use all of his knowledge to achieve his desired outcome. It didn’t matter if he was stringing you through orgasm after orgasm or bringing you to the brink over and over again before deciding that he was satisfied enough for you to have your release. Tech would see his plan through every single time. 
You felt the solid push of his palm against the small of your back as he drove you forward but also supported your weight so that you wouldn’t fall back. When the dexterous fingers of his other hand brushed against your entrance, your breath caught in your throat. His lips wrapped around your clit as he slowly pushed two inside of you, allowing you a brief moment to adjust before seating them down to the knuckle. 
You were moaning in earnest now, unable to hold back as his tongue swirled around your clit and his fingers moved deliciously inside you. Your hips began to buck along with his rhythm, your head falling back again as your chest rose and fell with heaving breaths. Tech’s responding groan was felt rather than heard as it sent vibrations through your center. He wasn’t much of a talker when he was in deep like this, not wanting to take his mouth away from you or your taste for even a moment. 
Tech curled his fingers upward, seeking out the soft, spongy spot in your walls. He always knew exactly where it was, although the high-pitched noise that you made was always a tell tale sign as well that he was in the right location. Your chin dipped as your eyes flew open. They were met with his honey brown eyes as they stared back at you, gauging your reaction as he picked up the pace. Though you couldn’t see his lips where they were buried in your inner lips, the crinkles by the sides of his goggles gave away his satisfied smirk. 
You were nearly riding his face as your hips flexed in tandem with the quickening thrust of his fingers. The heat was pooling in your gut, building rapidly as your muscles began to clench and pull taut.  
“Tech…I’m..”
You gasped, barely choking out a warning of your impending release. Tech moaned as he pumped his fingers into you and flicked his tongue over your clit even faster. He was hurtling you straight toward your end, no doubt feeling the way that you were clenching around him. 
You moaned loudly to the stars and arched your back as your orgasm crashed over you like a tidal wave. He didn’t stop working you through your pleasure as your vision whited out, and the warmth of your pleasure bloomed in your gut, up your spine, raising goosebumps along your skin. 
When he felt you stop clenching, he slowly removed his fingers from your heat, pressing soft kisses to your delicate inner thighs. You watched, enraptured, as he licked his lips, and then the two digits clean, sighing happily as he savored your taste. 
“Credit for your thoughts?”
Tech was looking up at you with so much affection that it made your heart ache. His way of making you cum within an inch of your life before turning around and caring for you as though you were made of glass was dizzying and made you love him all the more. You reached your hand out to gently cup his jaw. 
He huffed quietly, turning his head to press a kiss to the inside of your palm. 
“I was just thinking about how even all the stars in the galaxy cannot rival your beauty. I could name every constellation, and yet none of them could ever compare.”
You rolled your eyes in mock annoyance but smiled down at him all the same.  
“Tech, you flatter me.”  
“Flattery would imply that it is not true darling.” He explained as he emerged from the water to stand to his full height before you. 
“I have never seen anyone or anything more captivating than you are in moments like this, when I get to appreciate you the way that you deserve.”
His hand ghosted almost reverently along the curve of your jaw. 
“I just hope that I have conveyed how much that I love this… that I love you.”  
“I love you too, Tech,” you replied as you leaned in to press a featherlight kiss to his lips. “Our stolen moments have always meant the most to me, even more so now, truthfully, since the end of the war. Every time that we are in the heat of a new battle or a new mission, I find myself returning to these moments. It gives me something to look forward to, something to rush back to.” 
The responding smile that he gave you was nothing short of dazzling, his eyes nearly sparkling under the light of the moon. You thought that you could see a blush coloring his cheeks, although you had no time to harp on it before he was swooping you up into his arms once again. 
“Well,” He started, backing you both out toward the middle of the spring. “The night is still young, so let us make a few more memories for you to return to while we have the time.”  
You laughed softly as your lips captured his, intent on pausing time with him for a few more hours. 
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 11 days ago
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 12 days ago
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TECH MOMENTS PT. 29
The Bad Batch S2 E13: Pabu
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Say what you want about this episode, it truly has such a special place in my heart. The entire night after it dropped for the first time, I literally couldn't sleep at all because I was on such a high. I may adore Tech, but I still freak out over every scrap of interaction we get between him and Phee. They deserved to be happy together! Also, I'll be camping on the day this post is scheduled to drop, so if no one hears from me for a few days, that's why! Finally updated my pfp to something that still fits my vibe but looks more like me irl, too.
- “Yes, I am playing against myself. It is the only time this game is a challenge.” I love him, I hope you all realize that by now. ❤
- He jumps up so quickly when Hunter calls for a pickup.
- “We never had such a thing.” Oh, my poor man. He deserves to have friends.
- His reaction to Phee calling him “brown-eyes” again. He’s never acted startled about the nickname before. It’s probably the combination of her touching him while she says it. ❤
- I need to mention how much I love this look for Tech again. Civvies suit him. Perfect mix of adorable and handsome. ❤
- The way he anxiously looks between Wrecker and Phee when Wrecker says, “You’ve got some competition.” Like he was worried she overheard. But he doesn't have to worry. We all know there's NO competition when it comes to him.
- He doesn't seem to mind Phee teasing him. He understands that's just how she tends to interact with him, and she doesn't mean anything unkind by it.
- He hangs back to watch Phee go.
- THAT TINY SOFT SMILE HE GIVES PHEE WHEN SHE GOES TO PUT THE ARTIFACT SOMEWHERE SAFE! HE’S RECIPROCATING HER FEELINGS! HE LIKES HER BACK! ❤
- I love that Tech starts showing more interest in Phee after he learns that she collects these artifacts to help others. He responds well to the confirmation that Phee has a good heart.
- He perks up when Omega laughs.
- “I have not heard her laugh like that in some time.” He pays attention to how Omega is doing. ❤
- He’s constantly talking with Phee in the background.
- Tapping his cup to Phee’s in a little cheers.
- “I will note the date and time to commemorate such a momentous occasion.” ❤
- He lowers his datapad to pay attention to what Phee wants him to see. ❤
- His face slackens when the island lights up. His jaw almost drops, his eyes get bigger, and he smiles a little bit. (I’M TELLING YOU, HE LIKES SHINY THINGS.)
- Phee: “Pretty spectacular, right?”
Tech: “I suppose that is one way to quantify it.” He’s seeing the beauty. 
- The way his shoulders raise nervously and he gives her a shy smile when Phee smiles at him. He’s so, so cute. ❤
- He’s the first to suggest getting people to safety when it becomes clear that the sea surge is coming. ❤
- He wants to save as many people as he can (EVERYONE).
- I didn’t know I needed to see Tech use a grappling hook until now.
- Tech, you secretly smooth man, telling her to hang on to you. His arm is around her waist and everything! And Phee is surprised for a second, but then she’s so eager to put her arms around him (she's so real for that, lol). ❤
- He’s practically kneeling on the top of the wall so he can pull people up.
- He runs over to make sure Wrecker is okay. He's clearly worried, but he still moves politely through the crowd.
- He’s walking around with Phee in the aftermath as she’s comforting people.
- Listening to Phee when she stops him from waking up Wrecker, Omega, and Lyana. Then he smiles at them and it’s so cute! There’s so much warmth inside this man. ❤
- He looks upset about all the damage from the tsunami.
- Tech: “I had the same idea.”
Phee: “Did you, now?”
Tech: *SMILES THE SWEETEST SMILE AT HER* ❤
- He looks back and smiles at Phee again when Hunter says “That is if you don’t mind us sticking around for a while.” Like he'll stay there for as long as she wants him. ❤
I'm so excited for the novel we're getting that takes place after this episode, you don't even KNOW. I'm going to be absolutely insufferable when it releases in August. I will be posting another Tech Moments for the novel once it becomes available. I have it on preorder and everything.
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 12 days ago
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 year ago
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▶JAZZ◀
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 year ago
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Wrecker protecting Batcher :')
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HUNTER & CROSSHAIR // Protectiveness
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 year ago
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Uncivilized Obi-Wan
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Daily reminder that crosshair sleeps a lot and probably lets the alarm go off three times before he actually gets up 👁️👁️
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Hunter kicks him in the first (classic sib) and crosshair actually snores in the second 😭
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ithoughtitwasobvious · 1 year ago
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I like to believe Tech's always watching over Omega as she flies among the stars ❤️‍🩹
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Old man Hunter you will always be famous
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