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In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

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Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

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Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

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Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

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Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

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Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

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Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

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Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

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Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

Read Part 2 here

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Never forget what they took from us (the original Codywan draft of Obi-Wan Kenobi)

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If you read fics for a specific pairing often, make a playlist for them. Why are you hesitating. It enhances the experience. Plus, seeing how much it shifts your Spotify wrapped (if you use the godforsaken app like me) let’s you know how delusional you are. Yay?

(Codywan fics made me write this, because my playlist HIT at the rIGHT MOMENT ohmygod)

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It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

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Rate my sillies (gen 6 bias? Whaattt… nooo…)

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I have a personal letter for the folks in charge of Star Wars content:

where is Cody. What is going on. Please. Where is he. What is he up too. What happened beforehand. How did. What did. Give him back? Hello? Where are you hiding him?

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never forgiving you for not putting Cody in the Kenobi show, personally

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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

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I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

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why are you listening to me? I’m the blithering storyteller that buys trinkets with words

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The plot thickens

They are height difference coded to me

Ever after high fans, is this anything? (Dragon Games fundamentally changed me as a child)

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Ever after high fans, is this anything? (Dragon Games fundamentally changed me as a child)

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MOON LANDING ANNIVERSARY

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Who needs therapy when I can watch wild kratts for free

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Childrens toys and archeology is one of my favorite combos, like genuinely it's two of my favorite interests put together

My special interest is dolls and other kids toys, and I've always been in love with history and archeology. What SUCKS is the unfortunate academic paywall that plagues all those trying to research niche topics. If education was accessible would all be intellectual, we shouldn't have to desperately crawl our way through 27 promising sources only to be cut off by a paywall every time. Don't get me wrong- there are great sources out there! But I shouldn't have to consider a degree to do the casual research I want to

Apologies for the rant, I love these finds!!

5th century bce Dice. :D

Curse figurine!! In a case!! I wonder if those working with lead back then got lead poisoning.

Woman Baking bread

Dolls, chicken figurines and a wheeled horse?? Thing with four amphoras on its back. That was a rich kid's toy for sure, and all the kids wanted to play with it, I just know it. You could fill up those amphoras with gravel and stuff for hours and play merchant.

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the Codywan brain rot is so strong I may actually end up writing a fic oh no

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Yeah, multiple actually! But they are in the order of:

ATLANTIS THE LOST EMPIRE !!!

2. Treasure Planet!!

3. The Princess Bride<3

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

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Thank you Pinterest I do in fact have an interest in bubble