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@amaskinamirror this seems appropriate for your dash
When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?
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I am literally shocked that so many people know of the leprosy armadillos
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I don't call it an insight check, I call it a vibe check. My husband, our DM, definitely loves this.
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Cleopatra by John William Waterhouse, 1887 / "Vigilante Shit" by Taylor Swift
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@agentsofpuppies yeah!!!
If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.
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Everyone lock down your writing except for posting My Immortal
I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.
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This is an old white Republican running in one of the districts next to me and honestly I'm okay with this waste of money. He's gross and terrible. Spend your money on this hellsite.
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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
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i need a himbo
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[ID: A screenshot of Gretchen from Mean Girls speaking, with the caption edited to read, "And I don't think my grandfather, the inventor of birds, would be too pleased to hear about this." End ID.]
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From the depths of the archives, @staff what have you done
Neon Pink Shoelaces
$12.00
For you, Mr. President.
Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.
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In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.
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“Wish people would shut up about the dimensional rift in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit.”
-opal
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I don’t want my body to keep the score anymore
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