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ong frfr

Always read the tags and if you see a tag that's off-putting just keep scrolling. Some things aren't worth trying.

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Unrelated to the image but why do so many grown men have weird relationships with little boys in Naruto? I'm looking at you Diddymaru and Zabuza

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Pretty little baby

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The great thing about being averse to sex is that it's everywhere in fandom. You can never escape it!

Oh you want to analyze one characters devotion to another? Get ready for someone to reduce the whole analysis to the character being a bottom!

You want to join a fan group dedicated to a specific character you love so that you can bond with other fans over how cool said character is? Too bad, all the community talks about is how bangable the character is!

I get it, I read smut too, but geez.

Also in case it wasn't clear I find it quite frustrating when characters, especially ones I'm particularly attached to, are watered down to how much sex they have and if they're a bottom or top. Don't get me wrong, I prefer when there is space in fandom for sexuality and I understand that this comes with the territory but man does it get exhausting sometimes.

This isn't me calling for all sex related fandom talk to be abolished this is just me venting my frustrations instead of just stewing in them.

Me rn: 🫩😔😐

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kys

Always read the tags and if you see a tag that's off-putting just keep scrolling. Some things aren't worth trying.

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Always read the tags and if you see a tag that's off-putting just keep scrolling. Some things aren't worth trying.

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"Please don't talk about unofficial downloads🥺"

Bitch there are no official downloads and one of your most well-known members' whole YouTube channel is unofficial uploads they got from ripping VHS tapes. Stfu.

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guilt festering

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I'm about to start tweaking. People who think mlm ships are popular because "women like to fetishize gay men" need to get a grip.

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meme that someone has probably already made before

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fml I'm relating to and projecting onto Naruto. I hate it here 🫩

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тaijutsu Masters ⭐

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«Люблю каждой взорванной ночью

Каждой недописанной песней

Я тебя люблю беспредельно и прочно

А иначе не интересно» ✨

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This is how I look when I remember Sakura and Rock Lee don't get together and instead she gets with Sasuke the ultimate bum. Rock Lee would've treated her right and they're so cute when they interact. It could've been a cute arc where Sakura learns that Sasuke ain't shit and Rock Lee gets to be happy.

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I love talking about Naruto to my friend who hasn't seen it. Specifically about Orochimaru. I've called him Diddymaru, I've shared that he's after little boys bodies, that he grooms Sasuke, and that in Boruto he regularly visits a school zone.

I haven't yet shared that he's probably one of my favorite characters so I'm sure that will be a fun convo.

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Diddymaru is one of my favorite Naruto jokes. It fits so well.

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If you're going to draw Lightning McQueen x Jackson Storm please remember that McQueen is way older than Jackson 🙏😭

I look forward to seeing more from the LightningStorm fandom