Ignore this :]Yes, I know I sound like a ‘smartass’ sometimes
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Tell me your weirdest hear me out.
I’ll wait
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“Okay, try to act normal. Maybe mom will let us have a sleepover” ah 😭

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Bahahaha. I ❤️ tumblr

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“I wanna be a teenage dirtbag”
Then go out and get in trouble with the law like the rest of us.
Ungrateful brat
All in good jokes
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Tip for when you’re going thrifting or shopping in general.
Bring one of those tape measures used to measure like, body parts
You can get them with most sewing kits or just at Walmart
So helpful
I’m a girl that wears/buys men’s pants a lot so this has been helpful with sizing them right (if the place you’re in doesn’t have changing room. Which I’ve had that problem)
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My response back.
Should’ve made it into my own Reddit post but oh well

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I’m starting to understand how tumbler AND Reddit works and I LOVE it.
Good way to build community, threads like this.
You find what you’re looking for, if you catch my drift
I love that phrase, “if you catch my drifts” :)
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People believe laws questioning their beliefs will always fail, but laws where they challenge others they disagree with, will succeed
This isn’t directed at a specific political party, btw.
Compare anti gun people vs anti public drag show people
Making guns illegal won’t illuminate them, the dark web and places like Mexico exist, which can manufacture weapons and distribute them illegally.
And democrats are notorious for fighting back. Drag queens would be out protesting and online sharing their views.
You can’t stop an earthquake, when it comes, not even god can silence the quakes that come from the depths of the crust we call humanity.
People can be on the same sides of the globe but miles apart, thought wise. Not literally, which is also true 😂
Aka people can be so similar but have very different enemies
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“Kids these days have it easy”
That’s the point.
John Adams, once said
"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain."
Selfish bastards want people to struggle
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I’ve been thinking
Why do people hate female corn stars?
“Because they’re sluts” “corn is addictive”
Listen, I hate alcohol, I think it should be illegal but I don’t hate the people that produce it. That farm all the ingredients and do all the science and testing
Also you guys are sexist af about this. Never hear anything about the men in the industry. Are they just fine or are they also part of the problem?
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When someone sees someone adding flavoring to water:
“But it’s not water anymore”
Shut up. That’s not how the human body works. Of our kidneys were that picky about fluids, we wouldn’t have lived this far.
That’s why doctors say to drink fluids, not just water. Because it doesn’t matter as much as you think.
Also with the whole “canceling out the vegetables in my salad with dressing”
That’s also not true. You’ll still get the heath benefits and it will be more enjoyable with dressing. And the dressing (sometimes) has good fats that can help power your body.
I hate diet culture because it’s rarely scientifically proven or accurate. I read medical papers and journals for fun. I like learning. And a lot of I see online isn’t true.
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You know when people make obvious rage bait on like, TikTok?
I report it as bullying and harassment so the video would be censored or even taken down (if enough other people do it too)
“So you’re just weak? Can’t handle teasing?”
No,
I just wanna enrage the rage baiters 😂
Call me evil at this point
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Everything is bean soup theory!
When men say “not all men”. That’s bean soup theory!
When woman say they don’t want kids and mothers/people that do want kids get offended
Etc etc
If it’s not meant for you, don’t try and make!
I’m sick of people being like “ummm, what about me?” SHUT UP
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My experience with DPDR is so funny but terrifying.
My brain is so disconnected at times it’s like (time to long out. Time to leave) but it’s my head.
I can’t leave my own head. It’s like my brain thinks this is just another thing to wait out before I can go back to the “real world” but this is the real world.
But I forget and I’ll literally repeat a few times “it’s time to go back” like over and over until i realize what I’m doing.
Trying to log out of my brain like a video game. 😭
And I don’t mean sleep. Sleep doesn’t help. I still get those thoughts, in my dreams.
I feel like there’s two of me. My body and my brain. This isn’t my actual body, it feels like. Like I’m actually someone else but I’m stuck in this… person who is a stranger. (My name) isn’t me. But who is me? My memories don’t feel like mine either. It’s not like I can like, have a glow up and suddenly feel like me. It’s all of me that feels off. Every memory, how I look, my family, everyone. Doesn’t feel like me. And I’m stuck with it. I can’t just erase it all.
I also have this thing with forgetting my age. Like, I’m under 18. I’m not saying how old but I’m a minor. How do I forget that?! I actually start thinking I’m older then i actually am, or younger. And I have to remember it, like dig in the deep crevices of my brain to find it. And I’ll still get it wrong sometimes.
Idk. I’m in therapy but takes time.
Thought someone could relate to this. :/
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You know what’s funny?
People get mad at booktok (mostly the dark romance part of it) while the corn industry racks in billions a year and exploits people.
They’re acting like this writing hasn’t been around for literal centuries.
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