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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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A stranger told me to undress.. and after all I'm a good boy aren't I?

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Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

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Does this count as nsfw? Because...

This is legitimately me at work 🥴🤫

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LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

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Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

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My new job be like that

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I was having sex for the first time while Rush Limbaugh died lmao. After I blew my friend in the shower, she toweled off, looked at her phone, told me this, yelled "Our sex killed him!" and then we high-fived. Rush's death belongs to the t4ts

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My two modes be like:

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Just trying to brighten someone's day in any way possible

Just trying to brighten someone's day in any way possible

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Having a high income doesn't mean jack shit about one's morality.

But being rich is a moral failing in and of itself.

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Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

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Lawrence Alma-Tadema - The Roses of Heliogabalus (1888), detail

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the only two things I didn’t like about BOTW:

No underwater stuff.

Horse hoarding being limited.