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If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.
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jade-la-crystal · 6 days
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Pretzel: "Yeah, like when my guinea pig ran away and my mums told me he might come back. But he didn't. :c"
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This bogan-ass kid: "pRoBaBLy a sNaEk aEt HiM!"
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jade-la-crystal · 8 days
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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jade-la-crystal · 9 days
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Michael...
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evil stardew posting
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okay everyone take ur t shirts now
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TEN THOUSAND CORN BE UPON YE
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dies from entity cramming
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professional minecraft gamers touch grass (not clickbait) (real) (colorized)
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grian gets died
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jade-la-crystal · 20 days
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Things friends can't do according to allos!
(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)
Give each other meaningful gifts
Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes
Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)
Match clothes or accessories
Hold hands for 'too long' (???)
Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)
Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'
Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands
Lean onto the other emotionally and physically
Smile in one another's presence
Laugh at each others jokes
Give genuine advice
Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc
Ask how the others doing
I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten
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jade-la-crystal · 23 days
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Happy ace visibility day:D
Here's a redesign of my asexual necrofriggian I made last year's pride month
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