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Bella should've gone FULL petty in Eclipse. so, your boyfriend dismantled your truck? show up to school the next day on your motorcycle. it mysteriously disappears? time to learn how to skateboard. deck gets smashed? show up the next day on a fucking horse

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Kristen Stewart on the set of 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' © Ellen Freund

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sure yeah the vampire can come. Inside

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Billy Burke as Charlie Swan Twilight: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

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I need that whole scene

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*it's weird that people thought Rose and Jasper were twins because they're both tall and blond but apparently people didn't assume they were related to Carlisle who is . . . tall and blond.

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all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

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could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

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Me reading twilight for the first time and trying to picture the extremely specific cars smyer described:

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If there’s one thing Twilight got right it’s that, for their own reasons, no one carries more melancholy than a 100+ year old vampire and a teenage girl

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i came out of breaking dawn prt 2 w wayyyy more questions than I started with tbh

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my favourite part of new moon is when edward is bagging on romeo for being dumb as shit and then is like “ohhh but actually i’m lowkey rlly jealous of him” and bella just naturally assumes he means bcs romeo is in love with the beautiful juliett and edward’s like “what? ew no i just wish i could kill myself”

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Carlisle doesn't have a heart. Early on in his Trying to Kill Himself Era he ripped it out with his bare hands and threw it in the fire to see if it would kill him. The gaping hole in his chest healed over after a few decades but there's still a huge scar in the center of his chest. After destroying his heart did nothing, he tried to go for the brain, which is how he figured out that vampire bones (scull included) might be the hardest thing in the known universe.

He still wonders how completely you could hollow out a vampire's body before they ceased to function, and hypothesizes that a vampire could be completely empty so long as you didn't burn their bones.

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much love to ‘i love my blorbo but they did all that’ but there should be a new category of ‘i love my blorbo but they were written by someone with transparent but unspoken biases and you gotta understand that context’

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TWILIGHT / 2008

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Guys I moved to a new town and did not meet 5 pale strangers, 1 of which reacting with volatile rage at my presence. Love really is dead.

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“The four gray-shrouded figures hulking behind her were also somewhat familiar. I was sure I recognized the biggest one, and while I stared, trying to confirm my suspicion, Felix looked up. He let his hood fall back slightly so that I could see him wink at me and smile.”

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