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I need y'all to know that I've built both the God Forbid Women Do Anything and the Squirrels And Elks With Guns decks from cards in my own collection and uploaded the lists to Archidekt.

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Ideal post-otj story father-son dynamic between kellan and oko for me is

they do run into each other occasionally, never on purpose

kellan is completely inoculated against oko's bullshit and IMMEDIATELY hears kill bill sirens in his head upon seeing him and does his damnedest to fuck up whatever scheme oko is on

objectively, if it was happening to someone else, oko would think it is both ironic and hilarious for someone to have accidentally created their perfect polar-opposite enemy through their own hubris

subjectively, that would require him admitting that he's ever done anything wrong ever, so he will not do this. even in his heart of hearts

oko will however make snide little comments about their family connection (e.g. 'you must get this from your mothers side') during their various conflicts, which only makes the enmity in kellan's soul burn brighter

unclear if he realizes that and is doing it on purpose, or they are just fated to completely misunderstand each other (while being very convinced they understand each other) for all of eternity

however occasionally oko will be reading the newspaper and have to see an article about some dumb hero shit his failson did. and he will roll his eyes. then read the whole article

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saw something that made me do a double take so: poll

1. for the purposes of this poll, if you have ever written any amount of fanfiction, even just a sentence, even if you don't post it, that counts

2. if you write fanfiction but don't read it please tell me why. i want to study you

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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I should have known better than to name one of these ideas "God Forbid Women Do Anything" on the woman-loving website.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Now what if I told you it was already in the works?

(Please note that this was written at, like, 11 PM last night. I will have to do many edits.)

What if I wrote an Amalia/Kellan blood drinking fic? What then?

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EXACTLY! Exactly. You get it.

Tibalt from MTG isn't even a canon character to me at this point. This is my OC now. He's my son.

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What if I wrote an Amalia/Kellan blood drinking fic? What then?

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Ob Nixilis and Oko are very close to getting this treatment too.

Tibalt from MTG isn't even a canon character to me at this point. This is my OC now. He's my son.

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what keeps you up at night (in a good way)

ive been thinking about jace/oko yaoi

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Tibalt from MTG isn't even a canon character to me at this point. This is my OC now. He's my son.