jayviknation
jayviknation
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jayviknation Ā· 2 months ago
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Hexmeth
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jayviknation Ā· 3 months ago
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I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!! I LOVE JAYCE!!!
sorry about that
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jayviknation Ā· 4 months ago
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jayce who whines at viktor all the time,,,,, jayce who whines at viktor to fix anything that's even a slight inconvenience,,,, jayce who whines
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jayviknation Ā· 5 months ago
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sexual orientation: silco running his hand over his hair
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jayviknation Ā· 5 months ago
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ARCANE 1.02 Ā· Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved
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jayviknation Ā· 5 months ago
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Bringing it back by my own demand bc I miss it~
✨JayVik as Basement Yard Quotes✨
(Creds - https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=5caU0Rxnm5f6_hte)
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Viktor: I just wanna say this and I don't give a fuck, I will fight this until the day that I die - BLT's are STUPID
Jayce: NO- FUCK YOU, I LOVE BLT'S, HOW ARE THEY STUPID?
Viktor: It's almost a sandwich, It’s almost- almost a sandwich
Jayce: What's missing?
Viktor: THE MEAT
Jayce: and guess what it has- BACON, which comes from where? A PIG
Viktor: IT’S A SUPPLEMENTAL MEAT
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Viktor: What do you do? You watch little cars go round and round. WOW. Look at them turn left, so cool, fuck you!
Jayce: YOU PLAY WITH TOYS!
Viktor: I don't play with toys; I play with my kids who play with toys
Jayce: Alright, and the worst day of your life is gonna be when they get old enough that they wont play with you anymore and now you get to play by yourself
*silence*
Jayce to himself: too much, way too much
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Viktor: I want a burger BAD right now
Jayce: BRO so bad
Viktor: You like dry burgers or wet burgers?
Jayce: What kinda question is that? I want this thing to come in my mouth.
*Both laughing*
Jayce: What a wild thing to say
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Jayce: Before we started recording I started singing 'I saw daddy kissing santa clause'
Viktor: That’s not the one, that’s definately not the song
Jayce: That is it?
Viktor: I saw DADDY kissing santa clause?
Jayce: OH
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Viktor: You know how I get, I get exsential crises all the time and-
Jayce: Crises?
Vitkor; Yeah, th-
Jayce: Is that the plural?
Viktor: Of a crisis? Yes.
Jayce: Criseses… that’s not right
Viktor: No, no, it’s crises
Jayce: Chrysler
Viktor: No, Jayce-
Jayce: I’m having fun
Viktor: I hope you are because you sound like a fucking idiot
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Jayce: Can I ask a question?
Viktor: No.
Jayce: Can an-
Viktor: I said no.
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Jayce: You’re gonna tell me if your last name was money you wouldn’t say ā€˜here come the money shot’
Viktor: ... no?
Jayce: Yes you would, dude-
Viktor: No, I wouldn’t
Jayce: Yes, you would
Viktor: I don’t say anything when I ejaculate
Jayce: Nothing at all?
Viktor: I mean noises come out but I’m no-
Jayce: Gimmie, gimmie, gimmi-
Viktor: I’M NOT GONNA DO THAT
Jayce: C'mon, jerk off for me right now let’s hear it
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Viktor: I swear to god, Avocado-
Jayce: Dude, speaking of silicone- sorry
Viktor: Your turn. Go ahead. Nonono the floor is yours, Chief
Jayce: It's not even a good story
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Viktor: He has something in spanish cultures it’s called like, the five wishes, which you say it in spanish by saying-
Jayce: Cinco wishes
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Jayce: If you're watching a chiristmas story right now, tell your dad to fucking turn it off
Viktor: and if you don’t have a dad, it makes sense you're watching a christmas story. I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING-
Jayce: We're joking, we both come from broken homes
*hysterically laughing*
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Double post because I’m having fun formatting!
šŸ„funny ish going on in arcanešŸ„
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Jayce: "So what I'm hearing right now is that ants are God."
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Vi: "What?! He's not smart!"
*cuts to Jayce*
Jayce: "My ears are ringing. It's that tinititus"
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Ekko: "Were you dumbfounded or just found dumb?"
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Mel: "Hey Chandler?"
Jayce: "Oui"
Mel: "I love you"
Jayce: "Oui… wait"
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Jayce: "Will you stop spitting everywhere?"
Vi: "I'm going to spit in all your socks."
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Jinx: "This song said it was the 'Radio' version and I read it as 'Polio'."
Sevika: "Yep, Darude made this song when he had polio."
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Viktor: "Hey heim, you know ant god?"
Heimerdinger: "Who???"
Viktor: "Ant. God."
Jayce wheeling out from his desk: "Please say yes"
Heimerdinger: "Oh of course, ant god? I know him well"
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Jayce: "I ate spaghetti last night"
*Looks over at Viktor*
Jayce : "I didn’t think of you" (He hates spaghetti)
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*Jinx making a noise*
Silco: "What is that?"
Sevika: "Jinx charging"
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*Cait, Vi and Jayce talking about new Hunger Games movie*
Caitlyn: The thing is I don't even care about Snow. I'm here for Hunter Schafer, Peter Dinkl-
Vi: I love Peter Dinklage!
Viktor: Did I just hear "Peter Dinkle?"
Jayce: That's Dinklay to you.
Caitlyn: I WAS SAYING PETER DINKLAGE AND VI CUT ME OFF MID DINK!
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Sorry for being MIA for so long, but as promised!!
šŸŒ—Sevika HeadcannonsšŸŒ“
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[ ] Favorite color -
Purple! I would picture like a deep electric purple (think electric amethyst from manic manic)
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[ ] Music Type -
Metal when working out or trying to expel aggression, R&B for whenever she’s drinking or with a partner, hyper pop when she’s alone and is looking to jam out (gets this from Jinx)
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[ ] Preferred weather -
Loves the rain even though it can make the smog worse in the undercity, something calming about hearing it pitter patter on the ceilings or debris surrounding the undercity
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[ ] Cooking -
Oh this woman can COOK, learned when she was younger and has never stopped. Loves everything to be properly seasoned so always cooks herself (Cooks for Sil and Jinx but totally acts like it’s just extra’s from what she made herself)
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[ ] Sleeping -
Doesn’t have a set sleeping schedule but cherishes sleep like it’s her lover when she gets the opportunity / as for sleeping positions she would be sprawled all over (Straight up starfish sleeper)
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[ ] Advice -
Only takes advice from people she sees as equal which is few and far between, will only give out advice to those who she genuinely sees potential in (she’s not one to waste her time)
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[ ] Morning Routine -
Absolutely needs 30 minutes to herself in the morning or will have a terrible day. I see Sevika as the type to wake up, shower/wash her face, make coffee and grab a smoke while prepping for her day
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[ ] Comfort -
I see Sevika as the type to have comfort items like a sweater or pair of shoes that she really likes. As for people she finds comfort in the silence with Silco (don’t let him know that)
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[ ] Santa -
In a world where Santa is something they would celebrate Sevika is an active Christmas/santa fan.
(She knows he’s probably not real but it’s still something sweet for her to hold onto)
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[ ] Arm -
No one besides Silco knows the true story of how Sev lost her arm, anyone that asks her gets a different story more grandiose than the last. (Last I heard she was in a scuba tank accident)
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Howdy y’all! Changing it up today and can’t get Silco off the mind so I thought I’d share!
(Also thinking hardcore about Sevika so maybe you’ll get a double post today šŸ¤”)
🄃Silco HeadCannons🄃
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[ ] Favorite Color -
Orange, but specifically deep red based oranges like vermilion or rust. Neon orange annoys him (too in your face, he’s the type to squint at bright colors)
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[ ] Hair-
Not only does he spend a good amount of time on his own hair in the morning (long or short hair idc) he also has a special time every morning doing jinx's hair (even after she's old enough this is their morning routine)
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[ ] Nightmares-
He's a busy man as is so sleeping isn’t high on his radar of things he gets done but when he does he's haunted by nightmares of Vander (this was a big reason for Jinx to get her own space)
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[ ] Alcoholic Beverage -
This man loves dark Whiskey or Gin on the rocks, catch him on an off day drinking a margarita in his office (sugar rim bc he's cray cray)
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[ ] Cigar -
He likes the shape to be longer and thin for a bolder flavor (Piramide/Lonsdales) with a darker wrap for rich undertone (Oscuro) no other additives
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[ ] Silent Treatment -
Jinx is immune to this bc daughter privileges but this man will absolutely stare right at you like you aren't there when he's angry with you ("Jinx? Did you hear something? Must of been the wind.")
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[ ] Tattoo's -
Has a secret matching tattoo with Vander and Felicia that they all got after one to many drinks in the bar (its on his thigh teehee)
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[ ] Brothel -
Not a frequent person here but does partake in only the higher up and classy when he does, I see him finding one person he likes and being their regular (absolutely pays them to keep it DL)
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[ ] Shimmer-
He allows jinx to inject his shimmer not because he needs her too, but because he wants to always have established trust with her
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[ ] Love Language -
Gifts, this man doesn't know how to express love other than throwing money at it.
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Still sick as a dawg so here’s a couple more~
Basement Yard Quotes!
(https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=SVvUtcVNmqVd17qG)
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Viktor: I did miss you though, quite a bit
Jayce: Did you?
Viktor: Yea-
Jayce: I missed you too dude!
*Viktor gets visibly excited*
Viktor: YEAH?
Jayce: That was a weird reaction…. if I'm gonna be honest with you
Viktor: alrightalrightalright sorrysorrysorry
Jayce: What are you doing??
Viktor: just say it, one more time?
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Viktor: Do you know how many times I've put my butt on your door handle in this parking lot?
Jayce: What did you just say?
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Jayce: Guess what is this Sunday?
Viktor: Oh, I know what it is.
Jayce: If you celebrat-
Viktor: It's the rising of the.. hmm. Jesus Christ
Jayce: Carefu-
Viktor: Wel- Jesus Christ risen, on the third day, he roses, he rose again in fulfillment of the… prescriptions? I don't kno- I don't know
Jayce: Prescription?
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Jayce: Fat loser!
Viktor: Go ahead, keep projecting
*Jayce chuckles nervously*
Viktor: What else you got?
Jayce: Don- Don't
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Viktor: I like three musketeers
Jayce: No, I don’t
Viktor: I’m just saying if I ever say they are my favorite candy- I’m on the verge of death
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Jayce: If you were to put together a draft of people you would go out with, would I at least be on it?
Viktor: Yeah, how man- how many slots?
Jayce: One.
Viktor: No
Jayce: Two.
Viktor: What are you asking me right now?
Jayce: Two. Am I top three? I'm top- I'm fuckin- people would KILL to go out with me, KILL
Viktor: Why are you looking at me like that?
Jayce: Because I love you
Viktor: Enough.
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Jayce: So many terms are thrown at me often um, hero, um, icon, uh-
Viktor: How about idiot?
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Jayce: When you're just walking around your own house without a shirt on, you think you're naked?
Viktor: By definition-
Jayce: shut UP
Viktor: BUT THATS THE ANSWER
Jayce: NO ONES ASKING FOR A DEFINITION
Viktor: YOU'RE asking ME what MY answer is, its what's most closely related to what the oxford definition i-
Jayce: I’m asking in your HEAD do you think you're naked. I'm not asking for the definition- FEEL, FEEL EMOTIONS YOU'RE NOT A BOOK OR COMPUTE-
when YOU are walking around YOUR OWN HOUSE and YOUR shirt is off do YOU think in my head "I'm naked right now"
Viktor: Yes.
Jayce: FUCKING LIAR
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Jayce: I got a real hunking for some mayo
Viktor: You got a hankering
Jayce: OH
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Viktor: I don't remember
Jayce: How is that possible?
Viktor: I remember, look I remember
Jayce: WHAT
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Hello everyone! Sorry for being MIA the last couple days I’ve been a sick guy but back to scheduled programming with~
šŸƒFunny ish going on in Arcane šŸƒ
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Jinx quoting Drake from across the room: "Hey Silco, Are you a good girl and you know it?"
Silco: "What"
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Jayce: "V, do you want a thin mint?"
Viktor: "A what? A fit bit?"
Jayce (motioning towards GSC): "A thin mint?"
Viktor: "What? Cinnamon?"
Jayce: "I uh-"
Viktor: "Why can't I hear you? Is this a secret? WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?"
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Marcus interviewing the lanes with a fake business name he was given: "Does that sound familiar? Amplified Nectar?"
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Viktor: in gotcha voice - "What are you doing?"
Jayce: "what"
Viktor: "What is that??"
Jayce: "…an email?"
Viktor: "…What's an email?"
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Caitlyn: "he's a LEGEND"
Vi: "So is bigfoot but you don’t see me chasing after him"
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Jinx talking to Sevika: "When he comes back you should teehee while I harhar."
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Jayce: "Hey Heim listen, and I can't stress enough my whittle toofer hurts"
Heimberdinger: "Okay well first of all, its not little"
Jayce: "My whittle toofer is witteraly hitting da gwiddy right now"
Ekko: "What is happening right now"
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Jayce: "See here it is, it’s a white album cover an--"
*Looks over at Mel who isn't paying attention*
Jayce: "LOOK"
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Vi: "Do you think Chad knows what endearing means?"
Jayce: "Who is Chad?"
Cait: "Yes"
Jayce:
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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I’d let Sevika and Silco run a train on me-
WHAT who said that
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Howdy yall! Let me know if there’s anything in specific you’d like to see but for now here’s Pt 2 of
šŸƒFunny ish going on in arcanešŸƒ
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Jayce: "You've not seen the SpongeBob movie with your kid?! It has David Hasselhoff!"
Mel: Yeah, councilor Kiramman! You know how much your daughter loves David Hasselholf!
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Jinx: OAHHHHH
*Silco looks over in concern*
Jinx Oh sorry, it's just fireflies by owl city
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Salo: I don’t care who they are, ban all their rights
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Jayce, eating Jellybeans: What are these things, these beans?
Viktor: "jay… what?"
Jayce: Oh Jellybeans. Right.
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Ekko: I can't tell if that’s a hawk or a big ole bird
*Silence*
Ekko Wait…
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Jayce: What was that Vi?
Vi: Was I talking to you?
Jayce: I don’t know… that’s why I asked?
Vi: Answer the question, was I talking to you?
*Jayce Ignores Vi*
Vi: Hello??
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*a song that is def not from Tarzan*
Mel: Viktor, what is this song from?
Jayce: Tarzan
Mel: I said VIKTOR …. Wait what??
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Jinx: *Gags*
Sevika: Yes? Did you say my name?
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Ekko: Hey Jayce, can you disconnect from the speaker?
Jayce: I'm not even connected.
Ekko: (utmost sincerity) Oh okay, thanks for nothing.
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Cait, Vi and Jayce talking about new Hunger Games movie
Caitlyn: The thing is I don't even care about Snow. I'm here for Hunter Schafer, Peter Dinkl-
Vi: I love Peter Dinklage!
Viktor: Did I just hear "Peter Dinkle?
Jayce: That's Dinklay to you.
Caitlyn: I WAS SAYING PETER DINKLAGE AND VI CUT ME OFF MID DINK!
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Basement Yard JayVik One-Shot
(This was too long to not put by itself LOL, creds - https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=YN3YHkXMj0cGuLGx)
*Viktor and Jayce telling Mel a story about an inventor dinner*
Viktor: And a waiter walks up behind Jayce
Jayce: What did I order? I had order-
Viktor: YOU ORDERED SHORT RIB
Jayce: It was a pre-fixed menu, it was short rib, broccoli, and a garlic whipped mash
Viktor: and the waiter comes up behind Jayce, and the waiter's not talking to him, okay? He's talking to someone sitting across from Jayce who ordered a pasta or something and was lik- and Jayce hears
"Would you like parmesan cheese?"
and he turns around and he goes
"Yes."
*Both hysterically laughing*
Viktor: and the guys like
"What?"
cause he's not talking to Jayce; he's got SHORT RIB on his fucking plate and the guys like what and Jayce is like
"Yeah, I'll have some"
and now I'm like what the fuck is this kid doing? Because you don't put parmesan on any of the shit that he has on his plate and the guys like-
"You want it for real?"
And Jayce's like
"Yeah, it's too late"
and he goes
*another laugh break*
"What?? It's not too late I haven't done it yet"
To which Jayce responds
"it's okay it's okay"
so, the guy has to ask like
"Like, on the short rib?"
and Jayce just goes
"Yeah, I guess"
and then the guy is just putting parmesan cheese on short rib
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Even MORE JayVik as basement yard~
(Creds - https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=n23-7LmsfkhiApsR)
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Jayce: There was like a thing growing up that like if you were more rugged and tough you would have more battle scars
Viktor: Right
Jayce: I remember in a conversation once with a girl I told her "My legs are mostly scars" which they're not-
Viktor laughing in his face: YOU DIDNT SAY THAT
Jayce: Yeah
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Viktor: Name other animals and I’ll tell you if i legitimately believe I have a chance
Jayce: Horse! Horse!
Viktor: I stand a chance with a horse, absolutely stand a chan-
Jayce: How are you going to hurt a horse??
Viktor: we've discussed this- if a horse is running directly at me ill just cannon ball my body into its legs
Jayce: I'm not gonna have that conversation again
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Jayce: In arizona most homeowners have blacklights because scorpions are bioluminescent
Viktor: Wait, what did you just say?
Jayce: Scorpion-
Viktor: They're invisible?
Jayce: NO??
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Jayce: First of all, favorite type of apple- hit me with it
Viktor: Red
Jayce: I said apple, not color?
Viktor: The red one? What are they called?
Jayce: They're ALL red
Viktor: NO, THEY AREN'T
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Viktor: Neither here nor there, folks
Jayce: Damn man, talk that talk
Viktor: yehubeh
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Jayce: Do you miss me?
*Viktor start hysterically laughing*
Jayce: At all?
Viktor: Do I miss you?
Jayce: When I'm not around are you ever like "man, I wish Jayce was around"
Viktor: Um... Yes, but it's situational
Jayce: What the fuck does that mean?
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Viktor: I don't really know what it was about, but there was a screen grab... oh my god, am I 400 years old?
Jayce: A SCREEN GRAB
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Jayce: This is a banana
Viktor: Mhm
Jayce: This is the top, this is the bottom
Viktor: Uh, that's actually the opposite but okay, go ahead
Jayce: Already, you've pissed me off
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Jayce: I'm a love maker
Viktor: You're probably the worst
Jayce OH OKAY- I'd blow your doors off V, I'D BLOW YOUR FUCKING DOORS OFF
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Jayce: You are the boy that I fell in love with, at the age o- well…
Viktor: No keep going, people already think you wanna kiss me
Jayce: Well, we're gonna have to figure it out V. You and I are gonna have to bang one way or another
Viktor: .... No we’re not? I was just about to agree- I was like "were gonna have to, we're gonna have to figure it out"
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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I am in love and obssesed with this man so since he’s on my mind 25/8 here is~
ā£ļøJayce Talis Headcannons Pt 2 ā£ļø
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- [ ] Reptile
This man absolutely has a pet reptile, I picture a leopard gecko or bearded dragon but some cold blooded creature he stumbled across in a random circumstance is his little buddy
- [ ] TikTok
Would just adore social media like TikTok but would constantly be late to the trend and it’s never cool when he’s doing it
- [ ] Technology
While on the topic of TikTok this man would absolutely be shit with technology but would never admit it. All the most updated modern gadgets? He owns them- but he can’t use most of them due to pride (Viktor makes fun of him and uses them for himself)
- [ ] Video Games
In a AU where piltover has the same games as us I can see Jayce as someone who plays FPS (Think fortnight, COD, and only plays these games with VI. They’re both terrible) OR secretly will play visual novels in his free time
- [ ] Games
Talking just regular games I think this man would be a pro at Jacks, Dominos, Yahtzee, but would be terrible at like Sorry!, Monopoly, Life (he’s a sore loser too)
- [ ] Favorite Food
Given who we’re talking about here this man has gotta love anything with PROTEIN, but I also think he loves a sweet treat like a small ice cream or slushy after dinner everyday (it’s like a reward)
- [ ] Tattoos & Piercings
So I think Jayce would act above tattoos and piercings seeing them as something scandalous done in the undercity but I also think he would have one too many drinks with Viktor or Mel and would end up getting one where no one can see (teehee what do you think it is?)
- [ ] Cats Or Dogs
While Jayce is very puppy coded himself I see him as a cat person, having a cat would help balance him out (would get a puppy with his partner tho)
- [ ] Windows
For some reason I feel like Jayce is always entering rooms thru the window, I think it was a joke at first but now he’s just to committed to the bit and pushing it as far as possible
- [ ] Pyromaniac
Controlled fires are preferred but our young scientist would be lucky if he could keep more than 25% controlled so he’s learned to love the unpredictable ride of a fire
- [ ] Sick
This man is a doting husband when it comes to someone being sick around him (soups, hugs, blankets, the full shabang)
BUT
if this man is the sick one he might be actually DYING (or at least he’s convinced himself that) luckily he never gets sick
- [ ] Weather
Is a sunshine boy all the way but love a cool crispy rainy morning to help get himself relaxed and motivated to work
- [ ] Movies
We’ve talked about how this man doesnt really like movies BUT if he did his favorite genre would be animated movies or horror (he likes to be jump scared but will never admit it)
- [ ] Sleeping Position
Completely sprawled out or completely balled up cuddling himself and there’s no in between for this boy
- [ ] Pet Peeve’s
Pen clicking (he didn’t know this until Viktor), chewing with your mouth open, violence, and for a reason I wont elaborate on - Milk
- [ ] Something they like to do that may surprise others
Ballet! I headcannon he used to do this with a young sibling or Cait because they were shy when starting and then got INVESTED
- [ ] Perfect Vacation
This man is a workaholic, he would love to just be in a peaceful environment where we can tinker on his designs in quiet but he’ll take a beach day as a second place
- [ ] Bad habits
NAIL BITERRRRR, messy with laundry (immediately throwing his socks anywhere as soon as he gets home), forgets to eat until his body starts lagging, teeth clenching, eating too fast
- [ ] Swearing
I can’t ever see a situation where he would be cussing unless it was high tension, maybe when he gets really close to someone he’ll use a couple but its not in his daily vocabulary by any means
- [ ] Alch or 420?
I cant imagine this man doing either HAHA, he’s smoked weed at least once to try to get the hype and will have a drink in a social gathering but neither of these are his thing
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jayviknation Ā· 6 months ago
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Me and my co-workers have been writing down things we say that are funny for the last couple years and I thought I could turn them into an Arcane series! (Warning - OOC of course)
That being said this is gonna be a LONG series here is pt. 1 of
šŸƒFUNNY ISH GOING ON IN ARCANE šŸƒ
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Cait: "That's a sea lion."
Jayce: "Oh is it?"
Cait: "Yeah, because it has visible ears."
Jayce: "What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?"
Cait: "…visible ears."
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Viktor, on the phone with Walgreens: "Pharmacist."
Jayce talking to the mailman at the door: "The package was delivered to the store next door."
Viktor: "Pharmacist."
Jayce: "Not a pharmacist."
Viktor, gestures to his phone: "Pharmacist."
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Ā *Reading the label on the bottle of milk*
Viktor: "Yeah I guess cows are nature"
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Jayce: "How did he get memojis in there?"
Vi: "Memojis?"
Jayce: "Okay."
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Caitlyn: "So I was talking to a store about this order- "
Jayce: "cait, I swear to Christ, you better be talking about Sean Paul."
*sigh*
Cailtyn: "So I was talking to Sean Paul…"
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Vi: "Hey Cait, do you spit bars?"
Caitlyn: "Spit?? Bars???"
Vi: "Well that’s a no"
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In reference to Beluga whales-
Jinx: "They call them 'the bats of the ocean' colloquially."
Sevika: "Who's 'they'?"
Jinx: "Them."
Silco: "Who is them?!"
Jinx: "The ocean."
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Jayce: "Hey Mel"
Jayce just stares at Mel and says nothing
Salo: "He just wants to look at youā€
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Jayce, Eating Jellybeans: "What are these things, these beans?"
Viktor: "jay… what?"
Jayce: "Oh Jellybeans. Right.ā€
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Jinx: *Gags*
Sevika: "Yes? Did you say my name?"
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