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My package came in the mail!

Meet my gorgeous little boy Noah, born a few days ago via emergency c-section! We’re both home and healthy and slowly recovering and learning the newest way of life! 🤍

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Hi fellow Wenclair/Wednesday nerds!

I am so sorry for my lack of posts the past few months! There will be more to come soon, life has been a rollercoaster and I now have a new chapter upcoming when my baby (I KNOW 😱) is born in March 2024!!

I love you all so much, keep posting those amazing posts, and I promise, I’ll be back to posting ASAP!

I love you all! 😘🖤

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Divina: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Enid: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Divina for dinner.

Wednesday: What is wrong with you people?

Yoko: Shut up, chocolate.

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Yoko: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Divina: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Wednesday: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Enid: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Enid: Your smile? It makes my day.

Wednesday: Your happiness? I live for that.

Divina: A room? Get one.

Yoko: Hotel? Trivago.

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Enid: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Divina: Exercise more!

Wednesday: Set yourself on fire.

Yoko: There are two kinds of people.

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*Wednesday and Enid holding hands*

Yoko: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

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*Wednesday,Yoko and Ajax after eating some of Ajax’s pot brownies*

Wednesday: I’m calling it now, Xavier is a lizard man

Ajax: I’m a lizard man!!

Wednesday: No you’re a snake dude

Yoko: Bianca is a fish

*all three rolling on the floor howling*

Enid: What. The. Fuck.

Divina: At this point even I don’t have an answer

Wednesday: ENID!! Eniiiiiiid!!

Enid: Yes Willa?

Wednesday: In my infinite wisdom, I have forgotten how to brain

Enid:

Divina:

Enid: Yeah I’m out

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Xavier: My mental health drives me mad at times

Enid: I feel that, my anxiety is all over the place

Wednesday: I have chronological depression

Xavier: …

Enid: …

Eugene: …

Yoko: …

Bianca: I think you mean clinical depression…

Wednesday: Nope, chronological. My depression is not messy, it is very much in order.

Enid: *facepalms*

Yoko: *screeches like a wild hyena*

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Yes yes yes yes yes, me too 🤗😂

I’m in love with Jenna Ortega!

that’s it …that’s the post✌️

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair, Wednesday Addams & Eugene Ottinger & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday Addams & Bianca Barclay, Bianca Barclay & Enid Sinclair, Enid Sinclair & Yoko Tanaka Summary:

Wednesday sucks in a breath of her own, the blood rushing into her cheeks. She just can’t find any reason to stop it. Her eyes flicker up to Enid’s, only to find the blonde watching her with soft blue eyes. In the clear light, Wednesday can see a sea of emotions filling her eyes and it intimidates Wednesday. She snaps her eyes away, feeling like the prey for once.

She then catches how Enid’s skin is still raised on her ribs. The scarring is quite remarkable. It’s even more impressive that Enid is covered in scarring, that she willingly went through each one.

Or

The tattoo artist/flower shop au BUT Enid is the tattoo artist and Wednesday is the flower shop owner.

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Enid: Can you keep a secret?

Wednesday: Do you know anything about my life?

Enid: No I do not. Good point.

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Enid: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Enid, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Enid: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Wednesday, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Enid.

Enid: How did you do that without turning around?

Wednesday: .. to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I done that to were not you.

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Wednesday: I’m not doing too well.

Yoko: What’s wrong?

Wednesday: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Enid walks in the room*

Wednesday: There it is again.

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Yoko: But what about Enid?

Wednesday: Don’t worry about her.

Wednesday: I once watched her fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and continue eating her hotdog as if nothing happened.

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Enid: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Wednesday: They do.

Yoko:.. Why did you say that with such certainty?