#wednesday incorrect quotes

[rachelsfav-queer]

Wednesday: It’s on my bucket list to rediscover the classic torture technique of being crushed by elephants.

Enid: WEDNESDAY! YOU WILL NOT LET ELEPHANTS STOMP ON YOU!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *Sighs and rolls her eyes* Yes, mi amor.

Enid: Wednesday…

Wednesday: *stomps her foot and huffs* Fine! I won’t let any elephants stomp on me…. not even baby elephants.

Enid: Wait! *whispers* Do you actually have baby elephants?

Wednesday: *smiles* Of course, mi lobo. Do want to see them?

[trickarrows-bishop]

Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.

[unsaid-nevermore]

enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.

gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.

[kybee1497]

They’re girlfriends your honor

[wednesdayorwhatever]

Enid: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-

Thing: Wednesday’s in love with you

Enid: w h a t

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Eugene: And?

Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?

Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.

[abisexualidiotstuff]

Flight attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure!

Enid: *grabs Wednesday next to her and holds her tightly against her chest*

Enid: Do you feel secure?

Wednesday : I will hit you.

[alexsshittyworld]

Wednesday: *walks by with a knife in her hand*

Enid not looking up from her phone: No.

Wednesday, turning around and walking away: *grumbling* They deserve it.

Enid, still not looking up: I’m sure they do, darling.

[ragzonacamrencruise]

Enid: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Wednesday: [Genuinely smiles]

Enid, breathlessly: oh my god..

[spaceforraquet]

They are so silly I love them

(From this incorrect quote):

[askclato]

Ajax: *flirting with Enid*

Wednesday: *staring at them silently*

Yoko: You’re being even more quiet than usual today, Wednesday.

Wednesday: No one plans a murder out loud.

[lorelaiblair]

Enid: *makes a heart shape with her hands at the addamses*

Gomez: i’ve started doing that to my friends

Wednesday: what?

Gomez: to my comrades and business partners

Pugsley: I watched him call cousin Itt his “bff”

Morticia: and our accountant

Pugsley: he called my principal his “bestie”

Wednesday: what have you done?

Enid: *can’t stop laughing*

Enid: this is the best thing ever!

[skywing-human]

Enid: *running towards Wednesday with open arms *

Wednesday: * moves out of the way*

Enid: Hey, why'd you move?!

Wednesday: I thought you were going to attack me.

Enid: I was going to hug you!

Wednesday: Why would you hug me?

Enid: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[wednesdayorwhatever]

Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?

Wednesday: no

Enid: I do!

Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.

Enid: I'm sad.

Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Oh my hell, Thing. I'm my Father.

Wednesday: I have trying so hard to not become my Mother, I did not see this coming.