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Pixar/Disney: Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and Andy

Public Domain: Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Christopher Robin

Winnie the Pooh is Christopher's favorite toy, but Tigger soon arrives and causes some mild shenanigans by being a goof.

Unfortunately in the same book as Tigger's arrival to the Hundred Acre Wood, Christopher must leave the Wood to attend boarding school and must say goodbye to his friends. At least for now.

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Marvel: Black Widow

Konami: Sniper Wolf (Metal Gear)

Public Domain: White Tights

An urban legend has spread through the Russian military for decades. There is an elite squad of blonde female biatheletes who kill Russian military with their extraordinary sniper skills.

They withstand the bitter cold in their white camo (hence the name) and side with any enemy of the Russian military. Rumor has it that their members include women from the Baltic states, Ukraine, and even Russia itself.

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Shōnen Jump: The Death Note & Ryuk

Public Domain: The Naughty List & Krampus

To some, getting put on The Naughty List has the mundane punishment of coal. But to others, it is a death sentence. Being naughty means a visit from the Christmas devil. The anti-Santa. Krampus. Krampus comes to the naughty's home and beats the naughty with birch rods. Then carries them off to his home. The underworld. Sometimes to have a Christmas feast of his own with human flesh as the main course. So beware naughty folks. The Krampus will see you soon.

Fun fact: He's the son of Hel, the Norse goddess of the underworld.

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Ubisoft: Rayman

DC: Arm-Fall-Off-Boy & The Detachable Kid

Public Domain: Captain Marvel (M.F. Enterprises)

Roger Winkle seems to be the regular local college professor, but 10 year old Billy Baxton knows the truth. Billy knows Roger is really Captain Marvel. An android from a destroyed planet sent to earth to escape destruction. By simply saying, "Split", his body parts would detach. Once he says, "Xam", his body comes back together.

As you've probably guessed, a rename is needed. No need to get sued by DC and Marvel.

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Todd McFarlane: Spawn

Public Domain: Jacob Marley

Marley was dead, to begin with. As dead as a door-nail. In life he was cruel but now he is bound by the chains formed from his misdeeds. Now he walks the Earth for eternity. And tries to save his former partner from the same fate

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Nintendo: Rainbow Road 

Public Domain: Bifröst

The rainbow bridge that connects Asgard with Midgard. No mortal or Jötunn may pass. Only the gods and the worthy souls destined for Valhalla may use the bridge.

But if you wanted to cross the bridge there are several things preventing you. Heimdall, the Bifröst's all-seeing guardian, may stop you. But if you can dodge him long enough you must be careful of the red on the rainbow bridge. It is made up of the most intense flame.

Don't fall off the bridge either. There lies the boiling rivers. Not to mention there's the gods and mightiest fallen warriors that cross the bridge daily. But when Ragnarök comes the bridge will finally break.

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Nintendo: Bowser

Public Domain: Kuzenbo

Kappa are turtlelike mythical creatures located in Japan that drown humans. And atop a mountain the kappa king, Kuzenbo watches his subjects. He is a powerful kappa. Perhaps the most powerful. His defeats are specs compared to his victories.

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Nintendo: Mario

Public Domain: Alice

Alice fell into a magical world where items like the "Eat Me" Cake, "Drink Me" Potion, and the Blue Caterpillar's Mushroom could grow and shrink her. While she's in this world she catches the ire of the Queen of Hearts.

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Disney: Jack Skellington & Oogie Boogie

Marvel: Mantis & Drax

Public Domain: Kimar & Voldar (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

Kimar is king of the martians and has noticed that something is wrong with the children of Mara. They appear to be troubled, they don't sleep, they don't eat. Kimar is advised by the ancient Martian sage that Mars needs a Santa Claus figure to heal the children of Mars. Allow them to have free thought joy, and fun.

Voldar is not for this since he sees that it may weaken the Martian society. Free thought does not fuel the war machine he sees Mars to be. Fun, joy, and free thought doesn't create perfect soldiers. Automation and programming does.

Kimar pulls rank and Voldar comes along to Earth to help kidnap Santa Claus to heal Mars. Voldar continuously tries to murder Santa and overthrow Kimar but ultimately fails.

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Nintendo: Link, Shadow/Dark Link, & Navi

Public Domain: Peter Pan, Pan's Shadow, & Tinkerbell

Peter Pan is a flying boy who never ages from the land of Neverland. His fairy friend Tinkerbell follows him everywhere in their adventures. Peter loses his shadow and it becomes sentient and causes mischief.

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Marvel: Wasp

Public Domain: Tinker Bell

The fairy who's temper is as short as her size. She's helps Peter Pan on his adventures, but can also be a pain to deal with due to her quick jealousy of people around Peter. She's quick to judge people but she'll come around to them in time.

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DC: Blue Beetle

The Tick: The Tick

Public Domain: The Human Fly (I.W. Publishing)

Literally nothing is known about the Human Fly besides his design and that he's a crime fighter. He only appeared on two comic book covers. These comics did not feature Human Fly stories.

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Universal: Jessica Fletcher (Murder, She Wrote)

Public Domain: Cornelia van Gorder (The Bat)

While renting a summer home, famed mystery author, Cornelia van Border, is put into a mystery herself. She must find out the identity of the masked murderer, The Bat, before it's too late.

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WB: Morpheus, Neo, & Agent Smith

Dr. Seuss: Horton, Mayor of Whoville, & The Chairman

Public Domain: Sphere, A. Square, Pantocyclus (Flatland)

A. Square was a math teacher in the 2D dimension known as Flatland. One day, Sphere reveals himself and tells him of the 3D dimension.

At first Square does not believe him but then Sphere takes him to the third dimension called Spaceland where can see all of Flatland below it but no one in Flatland can see Spaceland. He returns to Flatland wanting to tell everyone but no one believes Square.

It turns out Pantocyclus, The Chief Circle on the circle council knows of Spaceland but doesn't want that information getting out. He kills civilian shapes and imprisons high ranking shapes like A. Square who know about Spaceland. The last we see of Square is in prison.

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DC: The Phantasm

Public Domain: The Harpy (Tim Holt #30)

15 years ago a gold mine was found. Ed Wright, Carl Pasdach, Eli Welles, Frank Hoover, and Tom Tisdale killed the man who found it, Will Martin. Now the Harpy has come. Killing each man one by one.

The Harpy's soon revealed to be Belle Martin, Will Martin's daughter. She trained in the circus to gain agility and strength. Eventually coming back for revenge and to reclaim her family's gold mine. Her revenge would be stopped thanks to the Ghost Rider (not that one).

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Dr. Seuss: The Grinch & Max

Fox: Mr. Burns & Smithers

Nickelodeon: SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs

Public Domain: Scrooge & Cratchit

The rich employer and his kind, loyal, naive employee. Scrooge was a bitter man who hated Christmas and treated Cratchit like a doormat. However a haunting warmed his heart.

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WB: Lydia Deetz, Adam Maitland, Barbara Maitland, & cartoon Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice

Public Domain: Virginia Otis & Sir Simon de Canterville

The Otis family moves from America to a haunted English castle. The resident ghost, Sir Simon, tries to scare the family off but the parents are quite cordial and Otis boys are little pranksters. Virginia takes pity on the Sir Simon and befriends him. She helps him move on to the afterlife and learns about the value of life through the experience.