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I should not have been trusted with knowledge of the English language here are two quotes from a manuscript I'm working on right now:

"She keeps her curtains tightly shut and her bedroom door closed at all times, treating the room like a prison and herself both it's warden and prisoner though perhaps it's not about who she's keeping locked inside but what she is keeping out."

And

"she burst through the door to their living room taking in what she thought looked like the aftermath of some gay tornado that was somehow confined only to the living room of her flat."

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You know when you're in your house or somewhere you should feel happy and comfortable but you keep thinking to yourself you want to go home and you don't even mean you want to go to your house. You just desperately want to go to this place and you don't know where or what it is but you know that it feels, I don't know, warm. Safe. Happy.

I think that good writing makes you feel like you got there.

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I'm starting to watch supernatural as someone who can't function until they finish every season of a show they start watching

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we need to sexualize assistant director walter skinner

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Derry girls donating blood headcannons (because I have to make TV characters do things in my head so I have the balls to do them to)

-its Clare's idea to get them all to donate blood she sees a poster for a blood drive

-James passes out

-Clare is terrified of needles

-orla wants to take her blood home with her

-michelle is the one that provides moral support for everyone while they are getting blood drawn

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Little miss relates way to hard to Penelope featherington

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I love heartstopper but watching it right now is so depressing for me. Everyone I know is obsessed with being in a relationship and sex and crushes and I guess I'm just not good enough for those types of relationships because I seem to be falling behind in terms of experience and every time I watch it I'm just reminded of the sympathetic looks I get because everyone else is wanted by someone and I'm not. I'm no one's favourite person.

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If anyone wants a copy of the agathas by Kathleen Glasgow and Liz Lawson I'm selling on shpock cheap and second hand

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The holy trinity

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

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Just drank a redbull and an espresso within ten minutes I'm trying to meet god over here

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I'm in London for the first time right now and I can tell I watched BBC Sherlock too often because I recognise some of the places from the show

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Does anyone else get really stressed out texting people I hate talking to people when I can't see how their reacting to what I'm saying it's terrifying I wish we could just email people at least you get taught how to send polite emails

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Had to include this one for the bi erasure

"so I have a crush on this guy"

"are you sure you don't have a crush on his girlfriend"

"pretty sure????"

I find it so funny when homophobes say gay people are just confused because I feel like they're definitely just projecting like here are some genuine reactions I've had to people finding out I'm bi:

"so you kiss girls? How?!?!?!"

"wait... but would you actually dick a bird down" (this is roadman for would you have sex with a woman for non UK readers)

"so you're a lesbian?"

"I'm bi"

"so your straight?"

"no?"

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Me rn

she was TOO REAL for this. i need her badly

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I used to have such an intense hatred of Tao from heartstopper but then I realised we were just really similar

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Oh to get in a van with a bunch of drunk magic homeless dudes who are your found family and also energy vampires that can eat your fear and as a result treat your chronic illness

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The way I switch between "Ew why are my shoulders so broad I'm built like a man" to "yay my shoulders are so broad I look like a guy"